Reproductive Cycle?

[MrSmith]

Is the result of this kind of thing what the French are referring to when they sing "Les Bicyclettes De Belsize"?

 

[iBlue]

Puntasticness!


in seriousness - Yeah that's weird and all, but to put him on a sex offender list? a little drastic, I think.

 

[scotthayes]

guess he just didn't understand what "mountain bike" meant when he bought it.

 

[MrSmith]

That's some fork!

 

[Jasonbot]

I bet he was framed.

The only frame here was that of the bicycle.

 

[dcv]

Does the bicycle feel violated?

Well, it was against its wheel.

 

[MrSmith]

He just enjoyed fiddling with a set of well-oiled nuts (presuming the tone of this thread is meant to go downwards).

 

[tominated]

guess he just didn't understand what "mountain bike" meant when he bought it.

hehe. I almost kakked myself.

 

[Sesshi]

Puntasticness!


in seriousness - Yeah that's weird and all, but to put him on a sex offender list? a little drastic, I think.

Yeah - If he's looking at a kid on a bike lasciviously, we know it's not the kid he's looking at.

Or perhaps he has a previous record. Fire hydrants, streetlamps, Gatsos, that sort of thing. Or maybe even mounting postmen's mounts.

 

[miniConvert]

The Sex Offenders Register?

For simulating sex with a bike? In private, in a locked room?

WTF

Hilarious thread title

 

[gauchogolfer]

The only frame here was that of the bicycle.

Someone isn't wearing their pun-spectacles this morning...

Back to the fun!



I think he should seek Specialized care.

 

[Jasonbot]

Someone isn't wearing their pun-spectacles this morning...

Back to the fun!



I think he should seek Specialized care.

No, I am wearing 3x punstacles today

 

[CalBoy]

says he was in his room right?

You're right. I don't know about British law, but under Lawrence v Texas, in the US, this would be deemed an illegal arrest.

This whole thing is going too far anyways. I mean, he was only ringing the bike's bell.

 

[Jaffa Cake]

Just out of curiosity, if he'd have done it with a tandem would that have counted as a threesome?

 

[bartelby]

Just out of curiosity, if he'd have done it with a tandem would that have counted as a threesome?

What if it was a tricycle, would that be worse?

 

[CalBoy]

Just out of curiosity, if he'd have done it with a tandem would that have counted as a threesome?

Manage-a-tricycle!

 

[gauchogolfer]

You're right. I don't know about British law, but under Lawrence v Texas, in the US, this would be deemed an illegal arrest.

This whole thing is going too far anyways. I mean, he was only ringing the bike's bell.

Now, now, don't get all Huffy about it.

 

[CalBoy]

Now, now, don't get all Huffy about it.

I wonder if the guy did anything with the tires...a job involving some blowing no doubt.

Ok, I'm done with the puns

 

[aquajet]

I think he should seek Specialized care.

It'll be a long Trek towards recovery, I'm sure.

 

[scotthayes]

now people are 'forking' around, this guy has problems and we should not use this as a chance to pedal jokes.

 

[gauchogolfer]

It'll be a long Trek towards recovery, I'm sure.

I'm sure he Felt better afterwards, even if it was a Giant task. He should take a vacation in Kona when it's all over (being sure to avoid the Mongooses while he's there).


That's all I got.

 

[xsedrinam]

Just out of curiosity, if he'd have done it with a tandem would that have counted as a threesome?

You make an interesting point. We can now segue in to the possibilities of a third wheel or jilted lever.

 

[Jaffa Cake]

You make an interesting point. We can now segue in to the possibilities of a third wheel or jilted lever.

You suspect that he might have a whole chain of bicycle lovers?

 

[Leareth]

This thread made my day.
I am literally laughing out loud and getting weird looks from people around me...

 

[grizzlybrice]

You suspect that he might have a whole chain of bicycle lovers?

I wonder if he tried peddling the officer into thinking he was just in training for the Tour De France.