All of that is fine, until you start to insult phablet users. You want a small phone? GREAT! Options are awesome, but the problem here is your idea that phablet users are somehow stupid for their choice in phone is annoying.
Also ever considered the fact that people want small and thin rMBP's because it's good for them? It isn't about being "weak' or "girly" it's about not killing your back when you have to carry a **** tonne of stuff in your bag for college anyway( you of course decide to generalise again)
OP is ignoring this little bit isn't he?