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pachyderm

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I hope you'll forgive me if I seem a little edgy at work today. I psyched myself out this morning by accident. I woke up at 3:30 and either my wife's or the dog's stomach made a noise like the aliens from the movie Signs and I couldn't get that out of my head. Then I took the dog out around 4:00 and something scared her too! Probably one of those aliens from the movie Signs. Then when I got in the shower a few minutes later something knocked the soap off the rack, probably one of those aliens from the movie Signs... So, Like I said, I hope you'll forgive me if I seem a little edgy today at work...

;)


P.S. Yes, the water killed the aliens from Signs. But this is the same effect that you have when you are in the ocean and everything that touches you is a shark... ;) ;)
 
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I hope you'll forgive me if I seem a little edgy at work today. I psyched myself out this morning by accident. I woke up at 3:30 and either my wife's or the dog's stomach made a noise like the aliens from the movie Signs and I couldn't get that out of my head. Then I took the dog out around 4:00 and something scared her too! Probably one of those aliens from the movie Signs. Then when I got in the shower a few minutes later something knocked the soap off the rack, probably one of those aliens from the movie Signs... So, Like I said, I hope you'll forgive me if I seem a little edgy today at work...

;)

@pachyderm: That excuse (my wife's stomach, or the dog's stomach) is right up there with the infamous "the dog ate my homework." Admit it: It was your own stomach, wasn't it?

No other explanation would credibly fit the facts - or the subsequent reactions.
 
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Oh for Pete's sake. Clearly this is what happens when secret time machines exist and someone brings an actual pachyderm to the current, then does some weird trickery and encapsulates them in the skin of a non-assuming human being. We're on to you, pal!
 
You did not watch the movie Signs :(o_O:rolleyes:

LOL.

Yeah.

The water killed them. But think about my state. EVERYTHING WAS ONE OF THOSE GUYS!

A work friend of mine pointed that out too.. :p


But this is the same effect that you have when you are in the ocean and everything that touches you is a shark... ;) ;)
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I thought elephants were smarter than that.....

... Hello Smyrna from Johnson City

:)


Clearly not all of us are... :(
 
My wife's morning was a whole lot worse. This happened the other day.

She's taking my daughter to the hospital, she gets in a car accident, she needs to deal with that, then take her to the hospital, thankfully everyone's all right. She got turned down for a job she wanted. She found during her dentist appointment she needs a root canal and a crown, oh and the insurance is not going to cover much of the dental work, plus she has to wait until the anibiotics kill off the infection in the tooth before the dentist can even work on her.
 
My wife's morning was a whole lot worse. This happened the other day.

She's taking my daughter to the hospital, she gets in a car accident, she needs to deal with that, then take her to the hospital, thankfully everyone's all right. She got turned down for a job she wanted. She found during her dentist appointment she needs a root canal and a crown, oh and the insurance is not going to cover much of the dental work, plus she has to wait until the anibiotics kill off the infection in the tooth before the dentist can even work on her.


Dude, I thought I was being stalked by those aliens from Signs... aliens from Signs...









That does suck though. Hope it all works out.
 
seriously, i hope all is well. ;)


p.s. If the Pats show up in their throwback unies tomorrow I'm rooting for them!
 
My wife's morning was a whole lot worse. This happened the other day.

She's taking my daughter to the hospital, she gets in a car accident, she needs to deal with that, then take her to the hospital, thankfully everyone's all right. She got turned down for a job she wanted. She found during her dentist appointment she needs a root canal and a crown, oh and the insurance is not going to cover much of the dental work, plus she has to wait until the anibiotics kill off the infection in the tooth before the dentist can even work on her.

That is not a rough morning, that is a day from hell.

I hope things work out well for her.
 
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Ok. I admit it. I am one of the aliens from Signs. I simply put the thoughts in your head for a bit of fun. Sorry @pachyderm. I'll try not to be so obvious next time.

Furthermore, not everything in the ocean that touches you feels like sharks. Most things feel like dead pirates who want to grab you and drag you down to Davy Jones's locker.

@maflynn, I had nothing to do with your wife's day from hell. That was an alien from some other movie.
 
Ok. I admit it. I am one of the aliens from Signs. I simply put the thoughts in your head for a bit of fun. Sorry @pachyderm. I'll try not to be so obvious next time.

Furthermore, not everything in the ocean that touches you feels like sharks. Most things feel like dead pirates who want to grab you and drag you down to Davy Jones's locker.

@maflynn, I had nothing to do with your wife's day from hell. That was an alien from some other movie.


please note: I didn't say it felt like shark. I said everything was a shark...
 
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Are you on any medication or suffering from lousy sleep? I find when I'm sleep deprived or the quality of my sleep goes down over a period of time, I start hearing and seeing things, apart from my immediate memory being lousy. Only happens when it's dead quiet, though.
 
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Are you on any medication or suffering from lousy sleep? I find when I'm sleep deprived or the quality of my sleep goes down over a period of time, I start hearing and seeing things, apart from my immediate memory being lousy. Only happens when it's dead quiet, though.

Not really. Spooked myself. I was actually ok. ;) Just having a bit of self effacing fun. :p
 
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Not really. Spooked myself. I was actually ok. ;) Just having a bit of self effacing fun. :p
Roger that. I asked only because everyone is sick this year and catching one cold after another. Absolute mess. :confused: I've been using some OTC medication to simmer the remaining sensations and they tend to warp your senses a bit. I remember @A.Goldberg explaining them once long ago in a thread a galaxy or two away. Somewhat experiencing it now. I'll take a week off and brace the annoyances.

Not fun having to think long and hard about whether you did something just an hour ago, or feeling like you've doubled in age waking up twenty times at night to go. :eek:

That aside, not getting enough sleep is bad, too. It really does throw you off. Many people, including myself, go through periods where sleep quality falters. You will be asleep but your brain doesn't enter RAM sleep. Sleep paralysis is something else. But before your brain enters REM, your muscular system is relaxed and you're effectively paralyzed. Someone can enter REM but not go through the cycles properly and it affects the quality of sleep. There aren't problems if the period is short. If the period lasts a long time, it may introduce problems. Learning ability and memory are affected. Senses can go awry.

If you've got young kids or did at one point, you should know how bad sleep deprivation is. :p Was almost convinced white lab mice were roaming around the house at one point. And seeing a turquoise poodle didn't help.

Edit: One trick my GP taught me was if you're not completely sure, the best way is to begin thinking about something. Use your inside voice to discuss something with yourself. As soon as it turns into gibberish (an actual mess), you need to sleep.

Works when you're in bed, eyes closed and on the verge of falling asleep, too. Prevent yourself from falling into bad sleep habits. Take it from me. Someone who's only slept on their right side their entire life, or as much as I can remember. It's "home" to me. If I roll over onto my back, I wake up. Roll back, asleep in minutes. Can fall asleep sitting upright. Works wonderfully when forced to watch Dancing with the Stars.

Human body is interesting, eh?
 
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