Rugby fan goes nuts!

munkle

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From the Evening Standard:

Rugby fan cut off his own testicles


A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles after his team beat England, police confirmed today.

The man was rushed to hospital after the incident at Leigh Social Club in Caerphilly, South Wales.

A Gwent Police spokeswoman said: "We received a call from the ambulance service at approximately 9pm on the 5th to inform us of a situation at the Leigh Social Club in which a man had indeed severed his own testicles."

She said the man was taken to Heath Hospital but could not confirm his condition.

It was reported that the man told his friends: "If Wales win I'll cut my own balls off."

After the 11-9 victory in the Six Nations clash, the man is reported to have gone outside and severed his testicles before bringing them back into the club to show fellow drinkers.

A local was reported as saying that the man was on medication and should not have been drinking.
:eek: :eek:

(oh and sorry for awful pun, couldn't resist!)
 

Blue Velvet

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Idiot.

I can just imagine his pissed mates reactions when he came back inside holding up his trophies...
 

blackfox

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well, all other comments aside, did we really want someone like him breeding?

I thought not...
 

iGav

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If David Coulthard wins the F1 World Championship I'll cut my balls off. :p
 

munkle

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edesignuk said:
Just got emailed this story at work with the exact same title :p

What. A. Muppet.
And I thought I was being clever!

iGAV said:
If David Coulthard wins the F1 World Championship I'll cut my balls off. :p
Come on David!!! :eek: :p


Still trying to figure out how the guy managed to walk back into the pub...surely you're not going to be skipping about after chopping your boys off?!
 

wdlove

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What a stupid act, for what. Now his voice will change and he won' have to shave.
 

mactastic

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Wow... What a loser! Plan on dating much after this? I guess not!

Man, people are stupid sometimes. Cutting your own balls off to spite your mates...
 

Jaffa Cake

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Peterkro said:
I don't think so you just have to be not able to breed.Something that would be good for about 90% of the population.
You're right it seems – having had a quick look at the Darwin Awards site, they do indeed have an 'Honorable Mentions' section dedicated to those who have lost their genitals in acts of impressive stupidity.

You learn something new every day! :D
 

PlaceofDis

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what a moron, wow, i cant believe someone would be that stupid, i wonder if he was drunk though at the time too