Did you accidentally pop in a Nirvana CD or something? Do you actually own any Beatles vinyls, you fanboy?
Everything they've done has sucked. SGT PEPPER? Are you KIDDING ME? That has to be the absolute worst complete album to ever hit store shelves. I've heard and own free releases that blow that garbage away. It's intolerable trash, which belongs in just that.
Their whole catalogue is subpar. Don't kid yourself. You obviously meant to say The White Stripes and Velvet Revolver up top there...
Why is it that just because someone defends something they're instantly a "fanboy"? Apple fanboy, Microsoft fanboy, Beatles fanboy...
Anyway, I actually agree with you on some points and with Don on others.
I'm a Beatles fan, own all their albums and several of them are on vinyl. However, I personally cannot stand ANYTHING they put out before Rubber Soul (or most of Rubber Soul, in fact, aside from Norwegian Wood and In My Life). I just dislike love songs in general, and their first five albums were literally nothing but. I also dislike Sgt. Pepper's a lot - I can understand how it may have been considered 'influential' back then, as many of the recording techniques were a first, but in the end I find it overproduced and in places to be downright cruddy (Lovely Rita, anyone?). However, in saying that, it does have my favourite Beatles track - A Day In The Life. The rest of the album can get shoved away (except maybe Lucy In The Sky...depends on my mood)

The White Album is hit and miss, some good songs, many mediocre, a few that are downright terrible (Revolution 9, though that's fairly obvious). The one thing I will agree fully with Don over is Revolver. It's clearly not their most "revolutionary" album - that's clearly Sgt Pepper - but it's where they started experimenting more with things that ended up becoming somewhat mainstream for a lot of artists (and my use of revolutionary is purely in technical terms, by no means do I condone the mess that is ultimately contained within Pepper). It's my favourite album, not just by The Beatles but out of every artist I listen to. On their other albums, there are a few tracks here and there that are really outstanding (Come Together and Something on Abbey Road, for example), and they had some great singles (Hey Jude)... I do consider myself a fan and can honestly listen to most of their stuff without being bored, but in saying that I fully understand how somebody simply cannot appreciate their work - a lot of their music really is the stuff that you either love or absolutely despise.
I'm still going to pick up all the remasters, if only for the fact that my current CDs are starting to really wear out (started getting them almost a decade ago, and 9 year olds don't go well with treating discs carefully

), plus I agree with anyone that says the 1987 'remasters' are of poor quality - what I own on vinyl blows them out of the water. Plus I hate how George Martin remixed Help! and Rubber Soul when they did the CDs anyway, apparently the original 1965 pressings sounded way better... but meh, regardless, even if The Beatles came to iTunes I wouldnt bother buying them. Like has been mentioned, most people that'd be interested will already have the CDs or would be planning on buying the remasters as soon as theyre released.