I'm so sorry I didn't see you over there this morning taking soil-moisture readings (the ground seemed dusty and dry, but I'm dumb so it was probably actually mud), observing what I was doing (better than I ever could hope to!) and taking detailed notes on how exactly I looked at the time, blew the dust off my watch, and proceeded to touch the scratches to confirm they were indeed scratches (again, I'm dumb so I'll defer to you on what exactly I was touching when I felt scratches in a smooth surface) so you could clear up all this confusion when I posted to a forum where people specifically go to not waste time.
The Apple Watch forum on MacRumors is serious business. I know we all come here with the intention of doing productive, worthwhile things and I'm really sorry to everyone for breaking that cardinal rule and wasting the precious time of everyone who was here trying to get some serious work done.
This forum, above all else, is not a place to waste time, and I'm filled with shame and regret for doing just that. It's unspeakable that I should post such a silly, disgustingly personal observation that I naively felt was relevant and may help someone else in their buying decisions. How dare I be so callous? Thankfully, you were here to help set the record straight.
Sorry everyone. It will never happen again.
Shame! And you have been forgiven.
But seriously, you jumped the gun in a ridiculous way. In a place where trolls and logic are foreign to each other. No need to feed into the BS.