That shouldn't be a surprise. Most people who buy one will say they are satisfied because they own one. I have one and don't care for it. It is going back for a Pro. I can't live with this screen considering I paid top dollar for it.
So we ALL know you are unhappy with your macbook. Can you hurry up and return it and stop hating on all of the polls where people say they are satisfied. I mean 78 posts saying the new macbook sucks is ridiculous.