School Mistakes Huge Burrito for a Weapon

[snkTab]

I blame the parents. Who lets their kid bring a huge burrito to school. Society needs to take a look at themselves and wake up.

I would blame video games, but lack the evidence since I don't recall one with a 30inch burrito.

 

[wide]

i want a picture...and a burrito

 

[Inspector Lee]

I blame the parents. Who lets their kid bring a huge burrito to school. Society needs to take a look at themselves and wake up.

I would blame video games, but lack the evidence since I don't recall one with a 30inch burrito.

Yeah, I think the real issue here isn't knee-jerk security moves but the fact that a kid is bringing a 30 incher to lunch with him. What is that about 7000-8000 calories? Would love to see a picture of this kid...

Kind of reminds me of a couple of biggies who work in the same building as me. There is a sub shop in town that concocts and sells 18" grinders. They wrap 'em in foil too and seeing those things coming down the hall, they look like shotguns...

Maybe they should create a video game in which you and your crew of biggies cruise around the country cleaning out Sizzlers, Baskin-Robbins, Waffle n' Steaks, etc. Screw the $$$ in the safe. Let's bury all of the Cinnabons and make a run for the border.

Kind of reminds me of that Steve Miller song:

"Go on, take the ham steak and run..."

 

[Lord Blackadder]

LOL.

Of course, anybody who doesn't think that a burrito can be a weapon has never eaten one...

 

[MacFan25863]

I blame the 30in Cinema Display. It's obvious that he saw one and instantly got inspiration to make a Burrito just as big.


Apple should immedialy stop selling this dangerous item and give away all remaining stock to the people who made this correlation. (aka me, myself, and I)