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Sex or a 50" plasma TV?
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Indeed. Share and share alike. But the swing thing seems to have gone out of fashion lately.
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This poll would be more appropriate (for MacRumors) if the challenge was modified a bit:
Would you give up sex for a year if you would get a Mac Pro and 30inch Cinema Display out of it?
That's a tougher question....
See, I think the problem is that many of you are dealing with the wrong women. 
I have a permanent wet spot in the seat because of that recent Mac Pro purchase... but then, I'm a geek too.
I have a permanent wet spot in the seat because of that recent Mac Pro purchase... but then, I'm a geek too. 
he seems to.Hope your significant other appreciates that.
you got the wrong idea, mate. when we are together we very very seldom go onto MR. (hence why you don't see posts from either of us on the weekends or evenings
) we're geeks but not to that extreme.
I can't notice. Morning to you is night for me. I tend to lurk these forums alone. It's haunting.
You know, maybe this would be a great way to help out with the population problem that our planet is facing.
I thought that's what wars are for.You know, maybe this would be a great way to help out with the population problem that our planet is facing.
Silly me
I thought that's what wars are for.
Silly me
You mean give all the soldiers and war chiefs a 50" plasma TV, and they'll stare at it goggle eyed and forget about fighting.
Excellent idea. I thoroughly approve. +1. AAAA++++ ebayer.
Haven't you heard that it's a myth that all women have equal lubrication?
Besides, we dunno what sort of sex Abstract might be into.
Those are trannies.
Now that's an idea! Give them a 50" Plasma, a PS3, Unreal Tournament 4 and let them battle out their differences virtually instead of killing real people.
If only this could truly happen.
That's not a firm thing, I've kown natal girls who are too dry for sex without additional lube and trannies who can do without.
What kind of sex are you having!?!
(sounds like fun, screw the TV)
Indeed. I don't know any male or male turned female that can self lubricate from their scrotum, or their scrotum turned vag.
Are we talking about farting crossdressing dwarves now?
A 50" tall plasma TV would be rather short and gaseous.
Most of the ones I know are 6 foot tall ex-rugby players in skirts. Nothing gassy about them at all, apart from drinking too much snakebite (cider and blackcurrent).
A 50" tall plasma TV would be rather short and gaseous.
Most of the ones I know are 6 foot tall ex-rugby players in skirts. Nothing gassy about them at all, apart from drinking too much snakebite (cider and blackcurrent).
Seems you know very little about the procedure, I'd quit there if I were you, or do some research.
Yes, I know they invert your d0ng. The d0ng still isn't self lubricating either except the tip, a tiny bit. Why don't you enlighten everyone, master of all things transgender?