*shudder*
Thanks, I'll have nightmares tonight.![]()
its called masturbation... Google it.
*shudder*
Thanks, I'll have nightmares tonight.![]()
Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa... Hey now!its called masturbation... Google it.
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No what? No plasma TV, or no sex?![]()
Gotta be some bad sex.
No one would give up good sex. =p
Sex is much, much better.
Interesting. Do you have that picture without the text bubble in it?
interesting request. why?![]()
here's a quick and dirty photoshop job I did to take out the text...
Married 16 years and the whoopie just keeps getting better. TV programming is the worst it's ever been. Piece of cake. I could easily do without watching TV for 6 months in exchange for the 50" plasma.
You don't have to give up watching TV for 6 months. You have to give up sex for 6 months...
I know there's not a lot in the world that would make me give up the hibbidy-dibbidy for 6 excruciating months. Maybe we're still just newlyweds (married just over a year) but it gets better and better and I get grumpy if I've had to go a couple days without.I understand the question. I'm proposing a different sacrifice.
What would you or wouldn't you give up for the TV? What would you or wouldn't you give up for 6 months of nookie?
its called masturbation... Google it.
The 50" plasma would be able to provide life-sized porn, though.
Just masturbate with your left hand, and it'll feel like someone else is doing for you.
Dr. John Dorian said:If you can't get over the fact you're doing it to yourself, sit on your arm until it falls asleep, then pull it out and use that. I call it "The Stranger."
Gotta be some bad sex.
No one would give up good sex. =p