Sex theme park to open in London

[mkrishnan]

Although I think the only reason we've opened this is to prove to the tourists that we're not all gay

Well, good luck, but don't expect American tourists, at least, to make fine distinctions ... British, gay, one can only remember so many different things at once.

I personally am all for making this more hands-on.

 

[Thomas Veil]

"And the next event in the Upper Class Twit of the Year...removing the bras from the debutantes!"

 

[0098386]

Wow! Where's the jealous smiley?

I always thought you guys didn't do sex. Well, not so publicly at least. Kudos to you.

"Wham bam thank you mam!"?... James bond?

 

[Chip NoVaMac]

You read my mind.

Imagine if this thing did go wrong, like Westworld or Jurassic Park. "We've lost control of the Amazons with the whips! Everyone flee for your lives!" Or maybe these silcone dolls would hold you down and smother you to death with their big breasts.

You took it further than I dared.

I did think of a ride they could do. A roller coaster type thing simulating the act of procreation. Problem is that by most women's comments I have heard talking about sex, it would be a very short ride.

In reality, this sounds kinda pathetic to me...like making a public institution out of those blow-up dolls for guys who can't get a date.

Hey, Iceland has a Penis Museum (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_Phallological_Museum). Too bad they located to the northern part of the country.

 

[mad jew]

"Wham bam thank you mam!"?... James bond?

Okay, you got me there.

 

[Applespider]

Problem is that by most women's comments I have heard talking about sex, it would be a very short ride.

And possibly a very long wait...

 

[Queso]

Okay, you got me there.

Forget about James Bond. What about Austin Powers?

 

[mad jew]

What about Austin Powers?

He's got nuthin' on Steve Irwin.

 

[wyatt23]

now if only the US was an open about it sexuality, then we wouldn't have to travel to England to visit the sex theme park

 

[mkrishnan]

Wyatt, this was a two-year-old thread that was revived by a spam poster (before you replied). I'm going to close it and politely ask that you let it go, kays?