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OK, I had to post a couple of warm-ups before replying. I took the time to search the room for bad mold or other possible causes for me to think I was reading a body hair shaving thread in this forum.

Since the thread is still here, either it's real or I'm deep into a hallucination. I hope it's the latter....

Anyway, shave your face. If you're a teen who needs to shave his back, God help you, because you'll be a Yeti by your mid-20's, but go for it.

Trim everywhere else you want... your choice. I don't want to know. But a razor is the wrong way to go unless you're a swimmer and, even then, don't shave anywhere your bathing suit covers. Skin sticks to other skin without hair to act as a buffer. Enough said, I hope.

As far as waxing areas: hey, go for it. I'll know you did from the screams. And, please, I'm begging you, do not include your mother in ANY of this!
 
übergeek said:
then again...i know someone who gets his mom to wax his balls..*cringe*
I hope and I pray - and I'm not even religious - that either (a) you're joking, or (b) you mean "bowling balls".
 
Why I got so late on this one????

Ok, I am the experienced one:

Shave your face only, but not all the way to the upper side of your chicks, some hairs should be thare because they never grow that big any more.

Shave the back of your neck too.

You do not have to shave your chest or anything else, maybe a bit down there.

Now, and here is the trick :D

If you are with a girl and you like each other but she is not convenced because you have hair in your shoulders and back and those things you can tell her: well, if you want to we can go in to the shower and you can take care of those ;)

I use that all the time and it works, to have a girl naked in your shower takling care of you while shaving your back and stuff, it is funny, sensual and you can have sex in between!!!!! They will love that because is a non regular experience and... they will have you with not hair after that!

Cool isn't it?
 
phreakout13 said:
I can't wait til I get facial hair. I have a girlish face and long hair and people always mistake me for a girl, but I ABSOLUTELY refuse to cut my hair :D

"Oh, that pretty hairy girl" they will say later :rolleyes:
 
Strangest thread of the year.

Anyway, here's some advise on shaving. If you get razor burn/ingrown hairs on your neck try a razor designed for black men. My dermatoligist suggested it and it works great.

Shave your toes if you get hair on them. It just looks better. Leave the legs alone. I have hairy legs (self-conciously so), but my girlfriend always comments on how nice my legs look so I leave the hair alone.

Buy a beard trimmer and use the guard for the main nether-region. Trim the sides without the guard. Get someone to keep you neck trimmed.

Sideburn trick: I have medium length sideburns (not past ears). To keep them looking good, shave in front on your cheeks. Stray hairs ruin the look. Sideburns look best if they are uniform looking.

Catcher in the Rye tip: Shave twice if you can stand it. Ladies love a smooth face.
 
phreakout13 said:
I can't wait til I get facial hair. I have a girlish face and long hair and people always mistake me for a girl, but I ABSOLUTELY refuse to cut my hair :D
Sounds like you'll be quite popular in jail/prison.
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kuyu said:
Anyway, here's some advise on shaving. If you get razor burn/ingrown hairs on your neck try a razor designed for black men. My dermatoligist suggested it and it works great.

Err.. we don't have a huge black-dude population around Green Bay, and I've never heard of special razors for them. What brand would that be?
 
clr900 said:
He always had some sort of mac in his apartment. They change throughout the seasons.

yes one time he had the special anniversary mac, but uhhh wat was that ? at one point when he would actually use it (not every time he did tho) they have a windows UI pasted over the screen !!
 
OK heres the thing. Dont be as hairy as a guerilla but also dont be hairless like some of those albino rats. Anyways hair is just like ugh for me, i dont like hair at all that much, leave some in the legs and arms, chest and armpits, but the rest has to go....
 
Kingsnapped said:
Err.. we don't have a huge black-dude population around Green Bay, and I've never heard of special razors for them. What brand would that be?

Just look for a razor with a black guy on the package. The razor has little guides just in front of the blade which don't shave quite to the skin. Thus, no spliced, curled, ingrown hairs.
 
Heres the deal:

Shave your face.
Dont shave you arms, ever.
Your legs if your a competition level swimmer or cyclist.
Keep the pubic region neat & tidy, women appreciate this, and will never frown upon it.
As for the rest (back, ass, etc...), your probably too young to worry about these areas, check back in oh 10 yr's or so.
 
my advice, Just your face! Shave anything else and your only asking for people to question your sexual prefrences...
 
Well, I was watching Austin Powers and the hair in thechst looks shacodelic looks like!

Mucho macho, MUCHO MACHO!

Hey, shave the inner hairs of your nose too :rolleyes:

Well, why don't you dive in a apool of acid and that is it!
 
mymemory said:
Well, I was watching Austin Powers and the hair in thechst looks shacodelic looks like!

Mucho macho, MUCHO MACHO!

Hey, shave the inner hairs of your nose too :rolleyes:

Well, why don't you dive in a apool of acid and that is it!

YOu know the hairs that grow in your hands, yeah shave or wax those too...
 
übergeek said:
Archaeopteryx said:
my advice, Just your face! Shave anything else and your only asking for people to question your sexual prefrences...
err what?!
However a guy that doesn't shave his legs when he wears pantyhose and high heels...
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Sun Baked said:
Sounds like you'll be quite popular in jail/prison.
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ROFLMAO! Man that is funny. LOVE the banana pic.

mymemory said:
Hey, shave the inner hairs of your nose too :rolleyes:

Dear god, no! Don't put a razor up your nose!
But feel free to *pluck* them.

Archaeopteryx said:
my advice, Just your face! Shave anything else and your only asking for people to question your sexual prefrences...

And the Least Secure With His Sexuality Award goes to .....
 
nose hairs

any pointers on a good nose hair trimmer?
plucking just isn't that much fun!

not that i have the issue- however i'd recommend an ear hair trimmer- (which is prolly similar to a nose hair trimmer?)
as ear hair isn't cool-

but then again- ur what 14? i doubt u have either of those prbms...
but i do - well- the nose one- any ideas?
 
Archaeopteryx said:
my advice, Just your face! Shave anything else and your only asking for people to question your sexual prefrences...
You've got it all wrong. People will question your sexual preference if you have a 17" PB.
 
übergeek said:
nobody's questioned my sexual preference yet
*whistles*
You don't want to start down that path...

First we'll start talking about your choice of dating material, then that will undoubtedly lead to exactly what your sexual preferences are in bed.

Considering you age, you'd probably get several people in trouble with the conversations that would eventually lead to.

So it's probably best to avoid the subject. ;)
 
tempted;....

based on Sun Baked and übergeek's comments i am TEMPTED 2 ask-

so i'll leave it open, übergeek if u wanna share- this is an open forum- just remember that it was started by some like 14 year old or something...
 
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