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She grabbed my "package"...

Sexual harassment. Open and shut case.

But in all seriousness, if roles were reversed this would be a very different story.
 
Makes me remember a story from middle school.

We were in like 6th or 7th grade playing basketball outside, and I was guarding a girl with the ball. Apparently, at some point I touched her somewhere she didn't care for (I don't even remember touching her at all) and this offended her. She clocked me in the face with an open palm. I just stood there dumbfounded, chuckling to myself to a chorus of "oooohhhhhhhsss" as is required by middle schoolers. Sorry there's not more the story :D
 
Go Dog Go said:
Haha. Should I pursue?
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No. You should, however, obsess about her day and night. Analyze how she grabbed your package. Was it a sensual cup of the balls, or more of an animalistic desirous grab? Try to discern her interests from it and observe how, whatever they are, they match perfectly with your own. Conclude she is the perfect woman for you. Imagine how wonderful it would be to move in with her, how your children would look, and the joy of growing old together.

Then, when you get to work and see her again, be awkward and stand-offish.
 
Capt Crunch said:
No. You should, however, obsess about her day and night. Analyze how she grabbed your package. Was it a sensual cup of the balls, or more of an animalistic desirous grab? Try to discern her interests from it and observe how, whatever they are, they match perfectly with your own. Conclude she is the perfect woman for you. Imagine how wonderful it would be to move in with her, how your children would look, and the joy of growing old together.

Then, when you get to work and see her again, be awkward and stand-offish.
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You should be a writer...funny stuff...haha.
 
Capt Crunch said:
No. You should, however, obsess about her day and night. Analyze how she grabbed your package. Was it a sensual cup of the balls, or more of an animalistic desirous grab? Try to discern her interests from it and observe how, whatever they are, they match perfectly with your own. Conclude she is the perfect woman for you. Imagine how wonderful it would be to move in with her, how your children would look, and the joy of growing old together.

Then, when you get to work and see her again, be awkward and stand-offish.
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Sounds like the voice of experience there Captain. :D

To the OP, definitely give it a shot. If she asked about you then that's a good sign. Relationships get started all the time out of random and awkward encounters. Besides if it does work out then you'll have an awesome "how we met" story to share.

Be careful with the humor though. Don't be too off color as you never know how she might respond.

Best of luck and have fun. :)
 
Go Dog Go said:
...nyways, we both went for a loose ball, and she just GRABBED my junk. Not brushed, but cupped everything and squeezed a little bit.
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Did you just say, and I'm quoting, "cupped everything"? She's either got big hands or... :confused:

All I'm sayin' is women's hands typically are kind of petite.
 
Go Dog Go said:
I was kind of in shock, and lost focus.
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That might be your answer right there. A cunning tactic to disarm an opponent.

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go dog go! literally!

she sounds like fun. find her.

nothing better than summer love and you never know where it might end up.

almost sounds like the beginning of a rom-com to me :)
 
If you had "the goods", you'd know what to do, and would have already done it.

As MJ would say, just beat it.
 
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