Most of spend a lot of time figuring out which setup will work best for us, be most cost effective and last the longest. You seem to just like having the newest thing with a weird (ignorant) way to justify it.
You are bragging.. plain and simple. SSD and RAM upgrades are going to be a lot more noticeable upgrades than the processor bump. And if you don't want to do it yourself I'm sure Apple would love to do it for you.
I'm not bragging, not at all, nothing special about buying a laptop let's be honest. Just think you lot are just on one cos I bought a new laptop
As I said before, people buy new iPhones because they like having the latest handset, I don't see how this is any different.