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Since I've used this thing - never have I reserved so many meals. Flown abroad and visited the theatre as much as I do now. The only problem is that I can't afford to pay for them and have gone bankrupt as a consequence. Thanks Vivian!
 
I want to agree with you but Siri feels "dumber" to me than a few years ago. I haven't studied it that closely but these days I get more misses than hits in all categories. And even if she is "more than stellar" as you say, she still requires an Internet connection to do anything and Apple has never released a proper API for developers so she can't tie into a million apps. All she can do is search your phone, search google or search wolfram alpha. Much more useful than Alexa but not more useful than Google Now or Cortana.

I guess we're still many years away from real AI. For now we have to settle for voice recognition and basic command tasks that we could already do 15 years ago.
I get the feeling that Siri has been made more ‘PC’ and lots of the fun things you used to amuse yourself and others with have been removed. Remember the long string of replies you’d get if you asked it to open the pod bay doors? Very dumbed down. Or asked where to dispose of a body? All gone.
 
There's been Apple hate for at least a decade on forums. And the word Meme has been popular for at least a couple of years too.

I have not seen frequent use of meme except for in the past month and I read a ton of forums and stories on the web. The apple hate is especially strong in the past month as well, much more then ever before.
 
I would love to hate Siri but unfortunaltely Apple hasn't been able to find the time to adapt it to my accent (last year or so they managed to add the language).

My English accent is not that good and my Brazilian accent is the same.
 
The thing is, for many of us Siri works just fine. I have a friend who whines and complains about Siri on his phone, we’ve gone through the voice training for his but still, he will say something to his phone and it will balk, I can yell it from across the table and his Siri does what I tell it to do.

I love the Apple Watch, I can be in a crowded noisy bar, talk to my wrist and a reminder to do something when I arrive at home is accurately saved. I can reliable make new events, use it as a voice calculator, dictate messages.

Viv will be a quantum leap ahead, and yes Apple products should have some level of voice interaction without having an internet connection, but as interesting as Viv sounds I’m not sure what I would use it for beyond what I can already do.
no it doesn't lol
 
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I hope they don't incorporate something like this into the manned mission to Mars.

"What are you doing...Dave?"
 
I once knew a girl name Viv - she worked at Aldi...

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Siri is the biggest feature on my iPhone that I've never used more than a handful of times.

What I'll never understand is that my parents and older relatives use it for everything. What they see in Siri that I don't will forever be a mystery to me.

Siri, beloved by old people.
 
Siri is the biggest feature on my iPhone that I've never used more than a handful of times.

What I'll never understand is that my parents and older relatives use it for everything. What they see in Siri that I don't will forever be a mystery to me.

Siri, beloved by old people.


(iPod Touch in pocket, hold down home button): "Set timer for 10 mins" (an example of HOW useful a physical home button is - you just feel it and press it, no messing about, you KNOW what it will do when you long press.)

I have other examples but they escape me for now. I am 41, hardly old by any standard, and virtual assistants just save fiddling about when you're busy or when it's stupid to need to type out a simple query. :)
 
(iPod Touch in pocket, hold down home button): "Set timer for 10 mins" (an example of HOW useful a physical home button is - you just feel it and press it, no messing about, you KNOW what it will do when you long press.)

I have other examples but they escape me for now. I am 41, hardly old by any standard, and virtual assistants just save fiddling about when you're busy or when it's stupid to need to type out a simple query. :)

That's the trouble, it doesn't do everything and it's not always consistent.

By the time I've deduced if Siri can or can't do it, thought of how to word it, unlocked with Touch ID, held down the button until Siri wakes, speak, and the possibly that it either doesn't connect/understand me/or the feature isn't supported I'd rather have just done it the way that I know works.
 
That's the trouble, it doesn't do everything.

By the time I've deduced if Siri can or can't do it, thought of how to word it, unlocked with Touch ID, held down the button until Siri wakes, speak, and the possibly that it either doesn't connect/understand me/or the feature isn't supported I'd rather have just done it the way that I know works.

So what you do is, over months or years, experiment and deduce what Siri CAN do competently and repeatedly well, and allow (her?) to play to (her?) strengths, and exploit what DOES work well. No technology is perfect, you use what works and make your life easier and more efficient by discovering those things and making them part of your routine.

You wouldn't wait until you were 2 minutes away from needing Siri to do an URGENT task to find out (she?) cannot do that - you practice and refine, and learn from the weaknesses, eh, in the same way that NASA wouldn't be buying an untested type of screw to use on a mars probe, and testing them out a month before launch, LOL.

Example: I brew fresh coffee nightly, and need it to brew for 4 mins. It took me ONE try to change "Set timer 4 mins" to "Set timer FOR 4 mins", because (she?) mistook the former phrase as being "Set timer FOR minutes", to which she replied "For how long?" - it is ONLY 4 mins that trips (her?) up, because of that subtly ambiguous meaning.
 
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Seems like a waste of time for someone who, but the examples given, doesn't use a specific rudimentary feature on a regular basis.
 
How could Siri be 'Handy' and 'Smart' a few years back, but not today?

Siri gets it wrong A LOT MORE today than she did when she was new.

As if there is anything more mind blowing that the general public has access to at this point? If you have any further credentials on where the bar should be set, I'm eager to read your reply based on your hypothesis of Artificial Intelligence.
AI in general is amazing, I'll grant you that. But it's a bit rude to ask somebody for his credentials when he's just giving his opinion.

My opinion is that Siri is getting dumber and dumber. I am an actual iPhone and iPad user since iPhone5 and iPad 3. Oh yeah, and I think she can and should be better. Those are my credentials.

I don't know why she seems to have devolved...
But with my use of Siri in the past, she used to tell jokes, would actually almost debate with me on something or say snarky/witty comments, she was more accurate in doing what I asked and was able to do more tasks. I try the same thing on the 6s plus and she is constantly messing up not hearing what i say even if i'm an inch away, she also contantly says "i can't do that" on tasks she could do before, (all this despite software refreshes and iPhone iOS restores.) The same happens on my family's iPhone 6s'.... so i'm not boasting anything, only stating my personal viewpoint of what I think Siri was and now is like.. (again in my eyes.)
Glad your experience with Siri is good, mine and several people (including Apple Technicians, Best Buy Apple salesman, and family and friends) all have said and or agreed to having the same experiences as I have and am having.

My experience directly parallels yours, especially the highlighted passages above.

I don't have any credentials that would impress you. Just a guy who has worked in technology and as a writer and animator and illustrator. But I would imagine when one uses the word 'intelligence' one might expect something more than a shopping app that grabs data from a bunch of commercial sites and lets you buy more crap or make a dinner reservation. If I remember correctly early AI was actually interested in arriving at some model of how the human brain works. This was given up for the most part when folks realized there was money to be made making shopping apps. I'm glad you are happy with this. I hope it's a great new platform to buy stuff. I was just thinking using the words Artificial and Intelligence together might imply something a bit more dynamic, interesting and revolutionary. But I think that time has passed.
Your cred is okay with me.

I always thought the backwards roll with Siri was because of privacy conflicts. Apple is putting privacy on top which doesn't allow Siri to gather as much info as it would need to work any better. Could explain the backwards step in functionality too.
"Backward roll" is the perfect way to explain it. She devolves a little bit more with each new version of iOS.
I never really use Siri because it's pretty worthless in it's current state.
I don't "never" user her. But I did install the Google app about a year ago, and Google gets all of my important requests. I'll still ask Siri the weather or a sports score, or something VERY simple such as "resume podcast", but if I really have to "get it right" or "be there on time", I'm gonna let Google guide me.

The straw that broke this camel's back was when I asked Siri to guide me to "the nearest Texas Roadhouse" (a steakhouse), and she was going to route me to one about 12 miles away...just as I passed by a couple-year-old one that she missed right in damned front of me.

Some things I can forgive, but when it becomes a struggle to just get basic information from a PA while in a car (when I can't look at the screen), then I will go with the solution that works more reliably.

It's estimated that Siri receives over a billion request, from over a million locations per week, as of Summer '15

In fairness, they only tested Viv through ordering food. You and I and everybody else has no idea what Viv is capable of yet,
Only the creators. It's to early to determine its capabilities and how it can or it will assist us in our daily lives.

For example, approximately 8 months ago a man was working under his car when it fell off the jack and top of him, rendering him trapped. The Man said "Hey Siri" to his phone and requested She dial 911. Emergency responders arrived Shortly later and saved his life. I believe Macrumors posted this article.

A.I. may be useful in the right situations, given it doesn't have to be used for food ordering.

That's fine your Siri experience has been sub par, but Siri from then until today has changed a lot. If you have time, open YouTube and watch a few video's of the first iteration of Siri compared to today, galactic changes.

I can't contest to asking Siri jokes, as I use her for more
Useful tasks, such as; multitasking, scheduling, and editing. Maybe you haven't tested Siri or found the right tools to utilize her?

In any case, Siri has evolved immensley and give it another few years or so, when she will be integrated in your car and/or possibility of your home. Times are changing. Where we are today and technology, most iPhone users would not want to live without Siri. At least speaking from my perspective.

I love how voice recognition personal assistants have become so commonplace now. It's like being in Knight Rider's car, or on the starship Enterprise.

But Siri is getting worse for me and for millions of other users. We all haven't devolved into verbal jelly since Siri first came out. I most certainly have not changed my way of speaking. Siri was at one time a "major" point for staying on iPhone. As a mostly incompetent PA, she no longer is a reason for staying. Better assistants on other devices are a point for making the jump to Android. The other phone and tablet makers keep coming up with new and better products (and they make devices that can accept memory cards), making Apple products, with their "can't upgrade" methodology and their high prices more and more difficult to justify.

When I upgraded from iPhone 5 to iPhone 6, I never even considered breaking away from Apple. But right now I'm very displeased with Apple, for the reasons noted above and in my signature below. When my iPhone 6-Plus breaks, goes AWOL, or just becomes too much of a hassle, that's when I'm on the market, and Apple's sales may fall yet another 15%
 
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Siri gets it wrong A LOT MORE today than she did when she was new.


AI in general is amazing, I'll grant you that. But it's a bit rude to ask somebody for his credentials when he's just giving his opinion.

My opinion is that Siri is getting dumber and dumber. I am an actual iPhone and iPad user since iPhone5 and iPad 3. Oh yeah, and I think she can and should be better. Those are my credentials.



My experience directly parallels yours, especially the highlighted passages above.


Your cred is okay with me.


"Backward roll" is the perfect way to explain it. She devolves a little bit more with each new version of iOS.

I don't "never" user her. But I did install the Google app about a year ago, and Google gets all of my important requests. I'll still ask Siri the weather or a sports score, or something VERY simple such as "resume podcast", but if I really have to "get it right" or "be there on time", I'm gonna let Google guide me.

The straw that broke this camel's back was when I asked Siri to guide me to "the nearest Texas Roadhouse" (a steakhouse), and she was going to route me to one about 12 miles away...just as I passed by a couple-year-old one that she missed right in damned front of me.

Some things I can forgive, but when it becomes a struggle to just get basic information from a PA while in a car (when I can't look at the screen), then I will go with the solution that works more reliably.





I love how voice recognition personal assistants have become so commonplace now. It's like being in Knight Rider's car, or on the starship Enterprise.

But Siri is getting worse for me and for millions of other users. We all haven't devolved into verbal jelly since Siri first came out. I most certainly have not changed my way of speaking. Siri was at one time a "major" point for staying on iPhone. As a mostly incompetent PA, she no longer is a reason for staying. Better assistants on other devices are a point for making the jump to Android. The other phone and tablet makers keep coming up with new and better products (and they make devices that can accept memory cards), making Apple products, with their "can't upgrade" methodology and their high prices more and more difficult to justify.

When I upgraded from iPhone 5 to iPhone 6, I never even considered breaking away from Apple. But right now I'm very displeased with Apple, for the reasons noted above and in my signature below. When my iPhone 6-Plus breaks, goes AWOL, or just becomes too much of a hassle, that's when I'm on the market, and Apple's sales may fall yet another 15%



You must be bored, Captain multi-quote :rolleyes:

Staggering how people find the time in their day to piece together long-winded multiple snippet-quoting replies like this. If you've got nothing to do, I'll airmail you 100 pairs of my holey socks, and you can darn them for me for £1 an hour. :p
 
Okay, I deserved that. ;)

But in my defense, I don't do it often, it took me less than 10 minutes to reply because I'm a quick-wit (hah!) and I type fast. And there's a button for "add to multiquote", which actually allows me to do that and AVOID 7 posts.

Oh yeah, I try to avoid double-posts and dangling participles, I make an effort to get my spelling and other grammar right, and I actually separate my text into real paragraphs.

With all THAT effort, I surprise myself at how fast I'm usually in and out. Well, except when somebody complains that I multiposted... :rolleyes:

I'll tell you what, if you show me the EULA against it, I promise I'll stop. :p

P.S. I'm a Yankee who never goes to the bank to get my cash converted, so I don't work for pounds, euros, pesos, or yen. Payment in US Dollars, please.

P.P.S. You should buy new socks. If you're only paying that amount, you really cannot afford my services. For anything. :eek::D
 
Siri gets it wrong A LOT MORE today than she did when she was new.


AI in general is amazing, I'll grant you that. But it's a bit rude to ask somebody for his credentials when he's just giving his opinion.

My opinion is that Siri is getting dumber and dumber. I am an actual iPhone and iPad user since iPhone5 and iPad 3. Oh yeah, and I think she can and should be better. Those are my credentials.



My experience directly parallels yours, especially the highlighted passages above.


Your cred is okay with me.


"Backward roll" is the perfect way to explain it. She devolves a little bit more with each new version of iOS.

I don't "never" user her. But I did install the Google app about a year ago, and Google gets all of my important requests. I'll still ask Siri the weather or a sports score, or something VERY simple such as "resume podcast", but if I really have to "get it right" or "be there on time", I'm gonna let Google guide me.

The straw that broke this camel's back was when I asked Siri to guide me to "the nearest Texas Roadhouse" (a steakhouse), and she was going to route me to one about 12 miles away...just as I passed by a couple-year-old one that she missed right in damned front of me.

Some things I can forgive, but when it becomes a struggle to just get basic information from a PA while in a car (when I can't look at the screen), then I will go with the solution that works more reliably.





I love how voice recognition personal assistants have become so commonplace now. It's like being in Knight Rider's car, or on the starship Enterprise.

But Siri is getting worse for me and for millions of other users. We all haven't devolved into verbal jelly since Siri first came out. I most certainly have not changed my way of speaking. Siri was at one time a "major" point for staying on iPhone. As a mostly incompetent PA, she no longer is a reason for staying. Better assistants on other devices are a point for making the jump to Android. The other phone and tablet makers keep coming up with new and better products (and they make devices that can accept memory cards), making Apple products, with their "can't upgrade" methodology and their high prices more and more difficult to justify.

When I upgraded from iPhone 5 to iPhone 6, I never even considered breaking away from Apple. But right now I'm very displeased with Apple, for the reasons noted above and in my signature below. When my iPhone 6-Plus breaks, goes AWOL, or just becomes too much of a hassle, that's when I'm on the market, and Apple's sales may fall yet another 15%


I never asked for your credentials and the conversation between myself and the Macrumors user was on a basis where we regularly talk. How can you speak for 'Millions of other users'? Where is your source for millions of users? At any rate, Siri has advanced dramatically from when she was first introduced by Scott Forstall. I agree Siri has its shortcomings, but don't tell me it's 'Not a reason for staying', if you feel that way, then enjoy Android.

Can you elaborate on how Siri is becoming 'Dumber and Dumber'? Siri is great for the scheduling, notes, and E-Mails. And no, I don't ask for Siri for jokes all day long on my cell phone.

Google Voice has improved as well, but I don't believe Google Voice is intuitive as Siri. Siri is way more personal.

Enjoy Android and their bloated float ware and horrible UI. As far as your experience to Texas Roadhouse, it happens, it's not a reason to say the 'Straw that back the camels back." You must of been moody and hungry that day.

My credentials are I'm on an opionionated website where I call it as I see it.
 
If they want a company to work with they should stay away from Apple. Too many internal politics and it will get shoved in the conner somewhere and never see the light of day.

Interesting insight. When did you work there?
 
My credentials are I'm on an opionionated website where I call it as I see it.

That's all I really needed to know. I'm good with that, and I'm not going to demand all manner of proof and statistics from you. It would be impolite on an opinionated website where we all call it as we see it.

Besides, have you heard? I'm seriously considering going into business darning socks!
 
Macrumors always reminds me of that Louis CK bit where he talks about the greatest technology being wasted on the crappiest generation of non-contributing whiners. I use Siri all the time but then, I don't expect her to make me breakfast and arrange dinner and airline tickets for me either. It's amazing how frequently she can answer queries and how she turns several minutes of fiddling with my phone into a matter of a 5-second, clearly spoken request.

I love it but to each his own. For some of you, Siri will always be a glass half-empty. It's a shame she has to serve such an entitled generation.
 
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Interesting insight. When did you work there?
You don't have to work there to make an observation and then to say (on an opinionated website/blog/forum) that you think that's how they do it!:)

It's good to know that our fact-checkers are fully engaged in the conversation this evening. It might mean "The End of Civilization" if somebody was allowed to get away with an unlicensed or careless application of dramatic hyperbole.

For example, if I say it's millions, then I mean it's me and a bunch of other people who have agreed with me in some past forum posts. I mean, it HAS to be millions, so to me it's the same thing! ;)

By the way, bacon may make everything taste better, but I truly love dramatic hyperbole, which is best when I am the one serving it! :D
 
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