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Siri responses we'd love to see...

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natasha69

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Wife (to husband): Do I look fat in these Jeans?
Siri: Scheduling 2 hour treadmill appointment.

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The option to change Siri's voice. Someone in Hacks suggested Mr. T. I'd vote for Samuel L. Jackson. :D "There's too many m****-********* songs on this m*****-********** phone!"
 
Why aren't you available on iPhone 4?


A: Because it makes the 4S better, people don't care about processor speed and camera megapixels.
 
Siri as Tony Montana

"Tony, call your sister and leave message"

"Why?"

"Ehhh..because she is a colleague of mine"

"What kinda colleague, a planatation one?"

"No Tony, a platonic one :)"

"I don't trust you still, you can leave a message"

"Oke, Hi babe, did last night got you rid of that I havent been F....d in years look upon your face?"

"You piece of s..........$^$*8$X

"Who's the bad guy know Tony!? -end message"
 
How about wife putting husband's "Find my Friend" feature on parental control.

And said to Siri: "Locate my husband" :rolleyes:

iPhone few year from now: "Siri, notify me if husband goes into hotel or motel..."
 
hh83917 said:
How about wife putting husband's "Find my Friend" feature on parental control.

And said to Siri: "Locate my husband" :rolleyes:

iPhone few year from now: "Siri, notify me if husband goes into hotel or motel..."
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lol - an app that geofences strip clubs... - for men
and an app that geofences shoe stores - for women
 
"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed."

And...

"Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and you ask me to sext your girlfriend. Call that job satisfaction, 'cause I don't."

(Hitchhiker's Guide, 2nd paraphrased (obviously))


I always loved Marvin. If they made a Siri-Marvin personality, I'd upgrade in a heartbeat. LOL
 
When's the last time I took a s&**?

Siri: You're looking a little constipated Dave.

:p
 
-Siri I thought you would put off some weight and get more slimmer and sexier with a bigger front and a nicely curved back...wtf happened?

Siri: Should I call you a prostitute instead?
 
I once asked Siri to find the location of the nearest prostitute.


...and it actually gave me some insight into local escort services. Lovely.
 
In the middle of the night:
"Help! It's Stephen Hawking. Apple is holding me hostage in a warehouse. Here's the route"
*map pops up*
 
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