Siri responses we'd love to see...

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  1. natasha69 macrumors 6502

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    Wife (to husband): Do I look fat in these Jeans?
    Siri: Scheduling 2 hour treadmill appointment.

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  2. DrewDaHilp1 macrumors 6502a

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    Siri in response to anything "I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that Dave."
     
  3. IrishVixen macrumors 68020

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    The option to change Siri's voice. Someone in Hacks suggested Mr. T. I'd vote for Samuel L. Jackson. :D "There's too many m****-********* songs on this m*****-********** phone!"
     
  4. Millionin20s macrumors regular

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    Apple may have just revolutionized sexting. Lol.
     
  5. IrishVixen macrumors 68020

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    ...seriously frightening thought...! :D
     
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  7. appleguy123 macrumors 603

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    nothing hotter than that robot voice reading my sultry text messages...
     
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  9. OttawaGuy macrumors 6502a

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    First you have to give all of your money to the Church of Appliantology. ;)
     
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  11. Megalobyte macrumors 6502a

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    Siri, I'd like to....


    Siri: "Please begin calling me Skynet..."

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    Joe's Garage! :)

    Just don't plook me to death.
     
  12. Sugadaddy macrumors member

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    Why aren't you available on iPhone 4?


    A: Because it makes the 4S better, people don't care about processor speed and camera megapixels.
     
  13. Muro macrumors 6502

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    Siri as Tony Montana

    "Tony, call your sister and leave message"

    "Why?"

    "Ehhh..because she is a colleague of mine"

    "What kinda colleague, a planatation one?"

    "No Tony, a platonic one :)"

    "I don't trust you still, you can leave a message"

    "Oke, Hi babe, did last night got you rid of that I havent been F....d in years look upon your face?"

    "You piece of s..........$^$*8$X

    "Who's the bad guy know Tony!? -end message"
     
  14. hh83917 macrumors 6502

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    How about wife putting husband's "Find my Friend" feature on parental control.

    And said to Siri: "Locate my husband" :rolleyes:

    iPhone few year from now: "Siri, notify me if husband goes into hotel or motel..."
     
  15. natasha69 thread starter macrumors 6502

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    lol - an app that geofences strip clubs... - for men
    and an app that geofences shoe stores - for women
     
  16. apmorency macrumors regular

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    Well, allow me to retort!
     
  17. shortys408 macrumors regular

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    What is 2 + 2?
    siri: "6, my logic is undeniable"
     
  18. IrishVixen macrumors 68020

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    "I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed."

    And...

    "Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and you ask me to sext your girlfriend. Call that job satisfaction, 'cause I don't."

    (Hitchhiker's Guide, 2nd paraphrased (obviously))


    I always loved Marvin. If they made a Siri-Marvin personality, I'd upgrade in a heartbeat. LOL
     
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  20. boss.king macrumors 68040

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    Pretty much anything from Portal 1/2. It already has the voice :)
     
  21. troop231 macrumors 603

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    When's the last time I took a s&**?

    Siri: You're looking a little constipated Dave.

    :p
     
  22. Muro macrumors 6502

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    -Siri I thought you would put off some weight and get more slimmer and sexier with a bigger front and a nicely curved back...wtf happened?

    Siri: Should I call you a prostitute instead?
     
  23. Darthdingo macrumors 6502a

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    ME.)help me find that closet android phone store

    IPHONE4S.).****kkkkk youuuuu
     
  24. JohnnyQuest macrumors 65816

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    I once asked Siri to find the location of the nearest prostitute.


    ...and it actually gave me some insight into local escort services. Lovely.
     
  25. boss.king macrumors 68040

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    In the middle of the night:
    "Help! It's Stephen Hawking. Apple is holding me hostage in a warehouse. Here's the route"
    *map pops up*
     

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