Siri responses we'd love to see...

[appleguy123]

I once asked Siri to find the location of the nearest prostitute.


...and it actually gave me some insight into local escort services. Lovely.

Really?

 

[JohnnyQuest]

Really?

Really.

 

[greytmom]

I asked Siri for 2 + 2, and it told me it learned that in grad school.

 

[redbeard331]

I asked it this earlier..

 

[danlovaj]

Hello Computer!!!

 

[Twe Foju]

Siri, tell me the winning lottery number:

Siri: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42

me: damn..

haha ( Lost fans will know )

 

[TM WAZZA]

Me: Make me a sandwich.

Siri: Calling your wife

Me: Nice

 

[Twe Foju]

i am sure in time, someone is going to make add on with the GlaDos voice ( Portal game )

now THAT, will be sexxxay..

 

[greytmom]

Siri, tell me the winning lottery number:

Siri: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42

me: damn..

haha ( Lost fans will know )

Hee!! Ask it the meaning of life. Cracked me up.

 

[Muro]

"Siri, locate iphone 5"

-Siri:in your dreams.

 

[Abyssgh0st]

Siri: "Would you like to schedule lunch with your Mother-in-law?"

Me: "I'd rather not.."

Siri: "There will be cake."

Me: "Uh-oh, GLaDOS."

 

[Pooshka]

Wife (to husband): Do I look fat in these Jeans?
Siri: Scheduling 2 hour treadmill appointment.

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Hmm, written by Natasha? You've got quite a self-esteem there, gurl!

 

[AppleMactablet]

During the Apple Keynote

Tim Cook: When you turn on your iPhone 4S for the first time, since it's now PC Free Siri greets you with a welcome message:

Siri: Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center. - "Keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of the ...

Audience: Oh God Everybody RUNNNN!

Siri: Welcome to android hell

 

[DAMNiatx]

I Think this will become a new internet meme.

 

[PapaStu]

Siri, Who shot first?