Sharp Stick
What they fail to mention is 109% of people forwarded to Bing wish they had just stabbed their eyes out and poured molen lead in the bloody, puss filled holes. Up from 100% last year.
Mathematicians were at first puzzled by this seemingly impossible percentage but upon further research, every test subject that was forced to use Bing stabbed thier eyes out and poured molten lead into the bloody, puss filled holes: making it impossible to do proper analysis.
What they fail to mention is 109% of people forwarded to Bing wish they had just stabbed their eyes out and poured molen lead in the bloody, puss filled holes. Up from 100% last year.
Mathematicians were at first puzzled by this seemingly impossible percentage but upon further research, every test subject that was forced to use Bing stabbed thier eyes out and poured molten lead into the bloody, puss filled holes: making it impossible to do proper analysis.