That reminds me of one of my best friends from grade school/Middle school.
His parents were hyper-religious, and prevented him from watching any TV shows that had non-christian supernatural events in them (like the Smurfs), and when Holloween rolled around they took him to their church where the kids passed candy around and were taught that Halloween is Pagan and evil. 😱😱
Trick or treat over the internet. Interesting concept. Although I think there are laws against that in 37 states.
Of course, you've admitted many times that you're short, and since I married someone just under 5' tall, I'd hope you'd understand I have nothing against short women. It's not like I said you had the intellect of a grade school kid, just the vertical reach. 😀