Some Apple Park Employees Evacuated Due to Possible Hazmat Situation [Update: Resolved]

[mansplains]

On a similar note, I work with atomized metal and titanium is hazmat, I deal with this powder constantly. But it's a light grey typically. Wouldn't advise snorting that stuff.

 

[RalfTheDog]

Most of you guys have never worked as coders.

"You have kept me chained to this desk for three days. I can't think. I need sleep. Just let me go home!"

"Just snort this powder and you will be fine."