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Your brother is so full of ****. If, as you have told us, he is an authorized Apple dealer, his agreement with them would already cover the use of their logo.

I'm not sure if it's the brother, or the brother's brother that's full of ****.

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Just picked a quote so Squilly got a notification...

How's the business going with your brother?

Not bad. It's starting up again. Apple disallowed him from selling their products for a few month (long story), that ban ends early September, which is when everything starts up again.
 
Not bad. It's starting up again. Apple disallowed him from selling their products for a few month (long story), that ban ends early September, which is when everything starts up again.

Hey buddy, nice to see you around.

What happened? You must know that we're curious about the circumstances of your bro's ban.
 
Not bad. It's starting up again. Apple disallowed him from selling their products for a few month (long story), that ban ends early September, which is when everything starts up again.

Sweet! Any proof on that? Why did he get banned? We have all the time in the world for the long story!

How much money has he made? I just want a single shred of proof. Anything. Absolutely anything will do.
 
Not bad. It's starting up again. Apple disallowed him from selling their products for a few month (long story), that ban ends early September, which is when everything starts up again.


Other than my fantasy football draft, I have nothing on the agenda for today. Spill it, this sounds like it will be great.
 
Not bad. It's starting up again. Apple disallowed him from selling their products for a few month (long story), that ban ends early September, which is when everything starts up again.


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You've got my attention, this saga just keeps on giving.:p
 
Hey buddy, nice to see you around.

What happened? You must know that we're curious about the circumstances of your bro's ban.

Oh I'm excited!

Other than my fantasy football draft, I have nothing on the agenda for today. Spill it, this sounds like it will be great.

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You've got my attention, this saga just keeps on giving.:p

Oh gosh....what have I started. :p
 
Oh gosh....what have I started. :p

Really wish this didn't get bumped tbh


I'll make the story short: brother sold a few iPads to the Poles, the Poles sold ~20 of those to their buyer. One of those iPads were defective so Apple was notified. My brother didn't realize 20 were sold to the third buyer (from him to the Poles to their buyer) which is against their terms. A max of 3 could be sold to one person, which he really shouldn't have been involved with, not really his fault but he's the distributor so he's getting the blame. He could either pay a $3 million fine, which is what the contract is worth over six months or take a six month ban. He chose the ban. Kinda sad but oh well. He seems to be enjoying his time away from the business.
 
Really wish this didn't get bumped tbh


I'll make the story short: brother sold a few iPads to the Poles, the Poles sold ~20 of those to their buyer. One of those iPads were defective so Apple was notified. My brother didn't realize 20 were sold to the third buyer (from him to the Poles to their buyer) which is against their terms. A max of 3 could be sold to one person, which he really shouldn't have been involved with, not really his fault but he's the distributor so he's getting the blame. He could either pay a $3 million fine, which is what the contract is worth over six months or take a six month ban. He chose the ban. Kinda sad but oh well. He seems to be enjoying his time away from the business.

Proof Squilly. Proof.
 
You really think I could make all this up... My brother doesn't have "proof".

You can't post a screenshot of some verbiage from the ban? Or a screenshot from any of the Pole communication? Or a screenshot of money in an account? Or a screenshot of an Apple order? Or the shipping notification? Or the USPS order? Or the storage order? Or the terms and conditions that state there's a $3 million dollar ban?

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I'm still sticking with my story of this being some elaborate SEO scheme for Squilly's website.
 
You can't post a screenshot of some verbiage from the ban? Or a screenshot from any of the Pole communication? Or a screenshot of money in an account? Or a screenshot of an Apple order? Or the shipping notification? Or the USPS order? Or the storage order? Or the terms and conditions that state there's a $3 million dollar ban?

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I'm still sticking with my story of this being some elaborate SEO scheme for Squilly's website.

There are zero keywords in here that'll benefit any website of mine for SEO.
 
Really wish this didn't get bumped tbh


I'll make the story short: brother sold a few iPads to the Poles, the Poles sold ~20 of those to their buyer. One of those iPads were defective so Apple was notified. My brother didn't realize 20 were sold to the third buyer (from him to the Poles to their buyer) which is against their terms. A max of 3 could be sold to one person, which he really shouldn't have been involved with, not really his fault but he's the distributor so he's getting the blame. He could either pay a $3 million fine, which is what the contract is worth over six months or take a six month ban. He chose the ban. Kinda sad but oh well. He seems to be enjoying his time away from the business.

Only a few iPads?
 
Really wish this didn't get bumped tbh


I'll make the story short: brother sold a few iPads to the Poles, the Poles sold ~20 of those to their buyer. One of those iPads were defective so Apple was notified. My brother didn't realize 20 were sold to the third buyer (from him to the Poles to their buyer) which is against their terms. A max of 3 could be sold to one person, which he really shouldn't have been involved with, not really his fault but he's the distributor so he's getting the blame. He could either pay a $3 million fine, which is what the contract is worth over six months or take a six month ban. He chose the ban. Kinda sad but oh well. He seems to be enjoying his time away from the business.


Literally LMAO. This is about as plausible as the rest of this tale.

However, for shigs and gittles

 
I'm not asking for your brother's proof of anything. I'm asking for some sort of physical evidence that this has occurred in the slightest.

My very elaborate story over the past year isn't enough? If someone from Apple saw it, it's a violation of their NDA (granted I could block something out...)
 
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