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Steve Jobs should make a public announcement, offering to hire any Microsoft employee that is terminated because they have an iPhone. :D :apple:

Maybe he should focus his efforts on getting Windows Mobile to actually work! :rolleyes:

Maybe instead of threatening his own employees for owning competitors' products, Ballmer should instead make a product that his employees actually WANT to own. :rolleyes:

It is good to see though that he did not immediately grab the employee and terminate him, but rather joked about stomping on the phone. Why is this good? Because unlike the monopoly-1990s-early2000s Microsoft that was closed-minded, this shows that he is open-minded and accepting that his competitors exist and have good products. He should encourage his employees to own iPhones if they in fact think it is better than the Microsoft product. Why? Because in order to beat the competition, you first must know what the competition looks like, and they best way to do that is to own an iPhone. I would bet you money that Microsoft Windows Mobile employees bought iPhones on the corporate budget simply so that they could analyze them so that they know where the competition stands. In the same way that Mercedes likely has a BMW and Lexus inside their secret grounds, BMW and Lexus likely have a Mercedes inside their secret grounds. It is imperative to know where the competition stands if you intend to beat them.

Although Apple does not have to worry too much right now, I'm sure the iPhone developers team has one of every cell phone on the market inside their labs. Yes, a RAZR is not a threat to the iPhone, but it's still valuable to know how it works and what the competition has done.
 
Consider, if you will, Godzilla.

He merely attempts to taste what is good and what is bad about the cities.

And then creates his own city afterward.

If they had let him.

Why! Why can't they just let him build his city! .... a city of super lizards! WITH ATOMIC RAY EYES!? AND JELLEYBEAN DISPENSERS FOR EARS!!

A man can dream....

This post actually makes more sense than most of the garbage posted on Macrumors... :D
 
Ballmer is an idiot

Yeah that's a really good way to try and promote a healthy business. Maybe if Windows Mobile wasn't so laggy and buggy that person wouldn't have had an iPhone. You don't see Steve Jobs at Apple events snatching peoples Blackberrys and criticising them for not having an iPhone do you? Way to go you idiot. I never liked Steve Ballmer anyways.
 
At last we know how this happened!

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original news story
 
I don't think Steve Jobs should get into any hand-to-hand combat until he's had a little more ice cream. In the meantime, I'm sure he can dish out withering stares with the best of 'em.

Im convinced his black turtleneck is some sort of weapon. Laso of truth? Maybe it expands and becomes a net?
 
This does make me wonder if he has a Mac at home!

For most Microsoft teams, it actually makes A LOT of sense to have Macs on hand. MS is much more free and supportive with their software than Apple. (You can easily install Windows & Linux on a VM, but good luck doing the same with OSX.) Additionally, there DOZENS of teams at MS that support OSX or Safari for running/viewing their specific products it makes sense to have a Mac to test on. This is especially true with the trend towards cloud computing.

But unfortunately for Apple users this is always going to be the case until Apple lightens up on their irrational grip on hardware exclusivity and/or actually hire some talented OEM devs to support third-party hardware as MS and Linux has had to do for WELL over a decade now.
 
This post actually makes more sense than most of the garbage posted on Macrumors... :D

As representative of Godzilla, I hereby offer you the job of City Attache to the Rest Of The Universe.

In this job you will be required to communicate, to the best of your abilities, any message to or from Godzilla, hereinafter referred to as Godzilla.

Do you accept?

Should you accept, you will reap all the benefits of Avarice and Atlantis combined, for Godzilla knows where they are.

He will send his army of Super Lizards unto the world. Not for domination, but merely to taste other cities.

Consider, if you will, Mothra.

She will fly around all the cities, sprinkling her Atomic Dust unto the peoples. And the peoples will transform! Transform into MEGA PEOPLE! With NUCLEAR BREATH!! AND SOUR CANDY TWIZZLERS FOR ARMS!!!!

But take notice that you mustn't disturb Godzilla and Mothra when they mate.

Please consider our proposal.

Godzilla endorses the new iPod Touch.
 
Ha!

Too bad Steve Jobs wasn't in the room as a guest.

Steve Jobs: "Ballmer, you took his iPhone away, how 'bout tryin' taking my iPhone away."

HA!
In all due respect, in a fight between Balmer and Jobs, Jobs would be pummeled.
Health issues aside (a stiff breeze now-a-days would send Jobs into hiding),
Apple would either let loose their rabid attorneys or would have their higher-ups calling MS to plead "Please *sniff* stop hurting Apple! *sniff*".
:rolleyes:
 
It would have been funny if Ballmer stomped it and then shelled out $400 for a new one for the guy. That would be pretty funny to see the look on that guys face.:D
 
Bill Gates is shaking his head wondering why he gave the reins to his empire to such an individual like Ballmer...

While Microsoft does make some good products, it would be dreadfully oppressive to use any mobile computing device besides the iPhone.
 
I'll admit, it was a little stupid for the employee to bring in a competing product, especially if you're taking a picture of YOUR BOSS with it.

On the other hand, if I were Steve Ballmer, I'd think why would one of my employees want a rival's product instead of our own & try to make my own product better rather than bashing the rival product.

But they don't even HAVE a comparable product!
 
I'll admit, it was a little stupid for the employee to bring in a competing product, especially if you're taking a picture of YOUR BOSS with it.

If I'm not mistaken, MS has announced plans to release iPhone apps which means somewhere on the MS campus, there are employees working with iPhones and probably using them in their daily life to get a sense of how an app would best work in day-to-day usage.

I'm sure Steve Ballmer is aware of that and this whole thing was nothing more than an in-joke between the two, no stupidity involved on either side.

HA!
In all due respect, in a fight between Balmer and Jobs, Jobs would be pummeled.

As long as there are no chairs nearby, I think Steve would stand a decent chance.
 
i'm not surprised by his behavior. in fact, i'm surprised that he didn't smash it
Same here. Rather stupid to bring an iPhone to a M$ company meeting and even more ignorant to use it to take a picture of Steve Ballmer while sitting in the front row! :rolleyes:
 
For most Microsoft teams, it actually makes A LOT of sense to have Macs on hand. MS is much more free and supportive with their software than Apple. (You can easily install Windows & Linux on a VM, but good luck doing the same with OSX.) Additionally, there DOZENS of teams at MS that support OSX or Safari for running/viewing their specific products it makes sense to have a Mac to test on. This is especially true with the trend towards cloud computing.

But unfortunately for Apple users this is always going to be the case until Apple lightens up on their irrational grip on hardware exclusivity and/or actually hire some talented OEM devs to support third-party hardware as MS and Linux has had to do for WELL over a decade now.

I read that and still confused as to what you have a problem with, just seems Apple.
 
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