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Kryten: Is it just me, or is that cockroach shuffling too loudly?

Rimmer: Kryten,it's called a hangover. Don't panic.

Lister: On a mining ship, 3 million years into deep space, can someone explain to me where the smeg I got this traffic cone?

Cat: Hey, it's not a good night unless you get a traffic cone. It's the policewoman's helmet and the suspenders I don't understand.
 
Maybe you woke up... went into the monostary (or w/e you called it) and stole some tiles cause you thought they were cool??? (you were obviously quite wrong)
 
Boggle said:
So, do you have a plan for tactfully broaching this subject w/ your friends @ the pub? Are you planning a visit to the diocese, perhaps seeing if they're missing tiles? This thread is fascinating. I'm totally riveted.

Unfortunately I think that the tiles will be a mystery. You can see our route here:

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=...6761,-1.570895&spn=0.036636,0.097761&t=h&om=1

That long road, Headingley Lane, was our approximate path. The tiles are still a mystery. My lass remembers dropping one on her foot, thats it. I think this one is destined to go down in history with The Mary Celeste and The Assassination of Kennedy...
 
This has totally just made my day! I am so fascinated to know where on earth those tiles came from. I originally thought they'd be small ceramic tiles, but those are huge! Start retracing your steps now I don't have to wait in suspense for much longer! :D
 
Ok, I'm dropping my bike off for some repairs tomorrow - I'll wander that way and try and find a pile of tiles!
 
Chundles said:
Kryten: Is it just me, or is that cockroach shuffling too loudly?

Rimmer: Kryten,it's called a hangover. Don't panic.

Lister: On a mining ship, 3 million years into deep space, can someone explain to me where the smeg I got this traffic cone?

Cat: Hey, it's not a good night unless you get a traffic cone. It's the policewoman's helmet and the suspenders I don't understand.

Hahahaha, I remember that one! GENIUS!
 
harveypooka said:
Unfortunately I think that the tiles will be a mystery. You can see our route here:

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=...6761,-1.570895&spn=0.036636,0.097761&t=h&om=1

That long road, Headingley Lane, was our approximate path. The tiles are still a mystery. My lass remembers dropping one on her foot, thats it. I think this one is destined to go down in history with The Mary Celeste and The Assassination of Kennedy...

You mean you aren't willing to take the time out of your life to stop @ every building and construction site between the pub and your home asking people if they know anything about these mysterious tiles? Isn't my (and other people's) idle curiosity enough to send you forth wandering the streets of Leeds in search of answers? What will we do for entertainment?

Oh, God! I'm so depressed. :(
 
Boggle said:
You mean you aren't willing to take the time out of your life to stop @ every building and construction site between the pub and your home asking people if they know anything about these mysterious tiles? Isn't my (and other people's) idle curiosity enough to send you forth wandering the streets of Leeds in search of answers? What will we do for entertainment?

Oh, God! I'm so depressed. :(

I have an idea. Start drinking heavily and wander the streets shouting "Where's the f*cking green tiles?! Anyone?! HEEELLPPP!". I'm bound to find an answer eventually!
 
harveypooka said:
I have an idea. Start drinking heavily and wander the streets shouting "Where's the f*cking green tiles?! Anyone?! HEEELLPPP!". I'm bound to find an answer eventually!

And wake up in a park somewhere with a black eye and a small piece of paper telling you to "Shut the f*** up about my f***ing green tiles. I've taken them back." :p
 
I can't believe I read this entire thread. And that there are more posts to come. Anyone else completely lost? Does this make sense to anyone? I feel that much dumber for having put my brain through all that. :confused: :eek:

...Can't wait to read where this ends. ;) :p
 
OutThere said:
And wake up in a park somewhere with a black eye and a small piece of paper telling you to "Shut the f*** up about my f***ing green tiles. I've taken them back." :p

Hahahaha! Shirley, unless my lass wandered three mile down the road I think that one's out. Thanks for the input though. Everyone who's baffled, I'm baffled too! A few mates of mine think it was a date rape drug, but for me and my lass to BOTH forget at the same time...naa, can't be? I will check out the road tomorrow and take some pics. There's bound to be some tiles lying around somewhere....
 
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