Actually, I don't. I actually live in one of the three major cities in PR. But, there are no Apple stores in PR. Don't go stereotyping that easily.
he probably didnt read that you were in puerto rico. thinking that you were in america, no apple stores and the closest bestbuy is 2.5 hours away, it does seem like you live in the middle of nowhere.
heck im not even 2.5 miles away from the nearest bestbuy and im a quick 15 minute drive to the closest apple store.