Stupid Spider Questions

[Renzatic]

Either that, or he's being visited by spider-robots from the future that are weaving an elaborate dream-catcher network in his backyard so that they can filter (and of course, control) his dreams.

To get on topic, I had a Wolf Spider bum rush me on the breezeway tonight as I was walking out the door. It didn't bother me too much, because I see them all the time around here.

...unlike the fat evil spiders. I've never seen them around until the other day, and they've since disappeared since I started this thread. They've probably decided to take up residence down in my basement, waiting for the perfect moment to do...whatever terrible things fat evil spiders do.

I'm starting to think now would be the perfect time to get the house bug bombed. Or nuked from orbit. I'm still weighing my options here.

 

[Astroboy907]

Either that, or he's being visited by spider-robots from the future that are weaving an elaborate dream-catcher network in his backyard so that they can filter (and of course, control) his dreams.

This is likely the case. And I'm sure they are programming in some dream sequences intended to get information. Probably involving large spiders. And fluffy emus.
The fat evil spiders are just biding their time now.
What government secrets does the OP know, I wonder? And who from the future wants them?

 

[Renzatic]

What government secrets does the OP know, I wonder? And who from the future wants them?

My dad's a Freemason. I think that day he warned me about has finally come to pass. :O

 

[kellen]

Put rubbing alcohol in a spray bottle and spray it on everyone you see, if you want to kill them. Just a few drops of rubbing alcohol is like instant death for incests.

Well he is in the south......

 

[rctlr]

If they are not poisonous, why kill them? I get, if they are big, the photos do not do them any kind of justice in any regard how big they are, they can be frightening, I probably would squeak a bit, and I love those buggers for what they are, beings with a purpose.

How many people have died from eating spiders? Which ones are actually poisonous? I know a few which are venomous.

 

[WhiteIphone5]

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To get on topic, I had a Wolf Spider bum rush me on the breezeway tonight as I was walking out the door. It didn't bother me too much, because I see them all the time around here.

...unlike the fat evil spiders. I've never seen them around until the other day, and they've since disappeared since I started this thread. They've probably decided to take up residence down in my basement, waiting for the perfect moment to do...whatever terrible things fat evil spiders do.

I'm starting to think now would be the perfect time to get the house bug bombed. Or nuked from orbit. I'm still weighing my options here.

Run man... RUN!

 

[Renzatic]

How many people have died from eating spiders? Which ones are actually poisonous? I know a few which are venomous.

5. But they deserved it.

Well he is in the south......

Ha! I just caught that!

...second cousins don't count, by the way.