so at&t was like yo, whats good baby? I got all this bread & im willing to spend it on you if you be my b*tch. even though hes slow & very shallow, t-mobile was like, ok boo, lets plan this wedding. But since you ballin & everything you gotta get me a crib, a new whip & a puppy. t-mobile knew these gifts couldnt be taken back if things didnt go well. So t-mobile & at&t planned their wedding, even though they knew their parents may not approve because at&t is jewish & t-mobiles atheist.
Time goes by, they're about to get married, but their parents are like, get the hell outta here youre not marrying a (jew/atheist), theyre forced to break up. At&t is upset they didnt get their girl. T-mobile is like ooohhh, sorry boo. Thanks for the whip though.
t-mobile quickly meets another guy, metro pcs, hes an atheist too! He doesnt have much money but hes got personality & is goal oriented. T-mobile falls in love. They decide they want to get married & oddly metro pcs agrees to change his name to hers (you know she got an ego); but t-mobiles willing to let metro pcs wear the pants in the relationship.
At&t, jealous as all hell, starts talking crap about t-mobile. ohhhh, whatever yo, that chick is slow. Forget her. Look at me im ballin, she know she miss this! clearly upset because he realized t-mobile was playing him from the start.