Thanks all, I could hardly believe it when I woke up to a delivery-today notice. Looks like there's going to be a LOT of movement today, judging by the other posts.
Here are my scans:
Ontario, CA, United States 10/01/2014 6:05 A.M. Departure Scan
Ontario, CA, United States 10/01/2014 4:47 A.M. Arrival Scan
Louisville, KY, United States 10/01/2014 3:42 A.M. Departure Scan
10/01/2014 1:53 A.M. Origin Scan
United States 09/24/2014 5:16 A.M. Order Processed: Ready for UPS
I also got a shipping alert form Tmobile at 2:59am.
So basically it suddenly appeared (as unicorns do) overnight, and is now hopefully on its way to my local UPS center.
This had better not be another router. Like I said, I'll believe it when I have it in my hands.
Keep the faith, all you other unicorn-orderers, it appears that miracles do happen... when you least expect them and while you're unconscious, apparently.
Still sending the wife out to see if the local apple store has any VZW unicorns - if they do, I'd rather have that, and will see if this one can go out to another one of the long-sufferers in this thread (at cost).