Show me your 3G speeds.
This isn't 2008 anymore. 3G is old news. I have LTE everywhere I go. If you're still stuck on 3G, then...sucks for you I guess. T-Mobile users are stuck on super fast EDGE in my area.
There is no reason to be boasting about HSPA speeds any longer. It's hilarious how Sprint and TMo users are constantly banging on about their great HSPA/EVDO speeds and are in complete denial that LTE exists these days.