It was too tempting.
Get a longer iPhone for only three payments of $19.95!
Four Inches of pure pleasure.
hahahahaha
No...
*cue woman's voice*
Get that longer, stronger (in reference to unibody), sexier (reference to aluminum) iPhone you've always wanted for as low as five easy payments of $19.95*
*cue the fast talking quite man*
*does not include shipping and handling, price is for the base model with a 2yr contract. Not available in Puerto Rico, Alaska, Hawaii, Haiti, Canada, South Korea, the moon, or Minnesota