Talk to a stranger!

[haiggy]

http://omegle.com/

Haha, it can be pretty funny....

 

[Doctor Q]

I talk to strangers all the time, at MacRumors! But at Omegle you don't start out with a shared topic of interest, other than being Omegle users.

It says "1156 users online" at the moment. What happens if there are an odd number of users?

 

[bartelby]

It says "1156 users online" at the moment. What happens if there are an odd number of users?

A threesome?

 

[Apple iKid]

Yup I just checked and there was an odd number.

Poor lonely person that no one will talk to.

haha

 

[Tosser]

Anybody from here?

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ug ftw#
You: Coming from Macrumours, are we?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Haha.

Edit: And another one:

You: Hi
Stranger: tea?
You: No thanks.
Stranger: fag

Okay. Been there, done that ...

 

[No1451]

Ha, creepy.

I love it.

 

[nobunaga209]

I love talking to strangers!!
Everyone has their own "story"...

 

[kainjow]

I got a french guy talking dirty to me. It's actually funny because I'm translating with Babel Fish.

 

[arkitect]

I got a french guy talking dirty to me. It's actually funny because I'm translating with Babel Fish.

Maybe he's not talking "dirty" and it's just Babel Fish that is got a "dirty" translator?

And if you're translating back at him… wonder what he's making of it.

 

[themoonisdown09]

I just started a chat and this is what I got... very creepy.

Stranger: AHOY
You: hello
Stranger: WUZZUP FAGGO
You: Just sitting at work
You: What about you?
Stranger: I'm masturbating to n****s getting shot
You: Awesome...
You: Maybe some midgets too?
Stranger: I love midget porn
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


This is my second chat, I saw this coming...

You: Hey
Stranger: guy or girl?
You: guy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[epyfa]

I started 3 chats and 2 strangers came from here :-D

EDIT:

You: blubb
Stranger: bbulb
You: blubb blubb?
Stranger: bbulb bbulb
You: ahh herlich
You: nicht wahr?
Stranger: ein bischen
You: that's awesome!
Stranger: epic even

 

[haiggy]

Haha, I've had some funny ones... and yeah I too was wondering what happens when there is an odd number of users

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: a/s/l/ssn?
You: 20/m/canada/ ssn = ?
Stranger: social seciurity #
You: LOOOOOOOOL
Stranger: im trying to take someones identity
Stranger: not a canadians tho
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi!
You: hello again
Stranger: what's the best thing that happened to you today?
You: I saw a film
You: as I recall it was a horror film
You: I stepped outside into the rain
You: checked my phone and saw you rang
You: and j*zzed in my pants

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: This is Debbie from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaint of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the police.

We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent picture of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you.
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: What
Stranger: wtf?
Stranger: WTF
Stranger: f*ck
Stranger: how did you know?
Stranger: ..
Stranger: jesus
Stranger: please
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: i'm only 21
Stranger: .. please forgive me
Stranger: don't report me
Stranger: i swear i'll delete
Stranger: the pictures
Stranger: just don't reprot me
Stranger: f*ck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Haha

That being said, the first conversation I had was a pretty good one with some random dude

 

[mbpnewbie]

lol, this is mine:

Omegle
Talk to strangers!
1076 users online
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: This is Oscar from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaint of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the police.

We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent picture of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you.
Stranger: what!
Stranger: this is probably a mistake
You: Yes, you are being prosecuted by the FBI.
Stranger: I've only been on here for like 3 minutes
Stranger: please don't
You: Maybe you shouldn't be engaging in child porn then?
Stranger: uhhhh... what the hell are you talking abou
Stranger: i don't have any child porn lol
You: Good bye, the police will be there to deal with you shortly
Stranger: THE GAME
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



I made a funny.. .haha
EDIT: and another one


Omegle
Talk to strangers!
1266 users online
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello!
Stranger: hi
You: How are you?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: and u ?
You: Listen, I was wondering... I have a rash on my posterior that is inflamated to the point of causing pain. Do you know what I can take to get rid of it?
Stranger: no
Stranger: soory
You: That's a shame because it really hurts... anyway, how did you get here?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.

 

[GoCubsGo]

This is mildly entertaining.

 

[Mord]

Gosh, what an efficient way to lose faith in the human race.

 

[Tosser]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Can you help me?
Stranger: sure
You: You see, I have fallen into a well and I can't get up from here.
Stranger: okay okay
You: I think my leg is broken.
Stranger: what should i do
You: Oh, ah!
And my arm
Stranger: okay well
You: Are you nearby?
Stranger: i got this tin of band aids
Stranger: gonna throw it in
Stranger: cover your face
You: Ah, good
You: Oh, what happened to the ladder?
Stranger: oh yeah that
You: It hurts when I do thiiiisss
Stranger: i broke it :/
Stranger: ew
You: You broke the ladder?
Stranger: yeah well
Stranger: it was in my way
You: So how are you going to get both of us out of here?
You: Are we stuck now?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i've got
Stranger: A HELICOPTER
Stranger: LATER *******

Man, I really shouldn't waste my time with such nonsense.

 

[GoCubsGo]

Gosh, what an efficient way to lose faith in the human race.

Totally disagree at this point. I'm actually having a rather insightful conversation with someone. This would be my first conversation so I am certain my faith will be stomped on if I were to try again, but it's fun and it is totally anonymous, which is nice.

Ok on the flip side there is this ...

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: werd
Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: tell me a deep personal secret you'd never tell anyone that really knew you
You: i have deep seeded hatred for brussel sprouts
Stranger: why? they're high in fiber
You: but they're low in satisfactory taste.
Stranger: so are lots of things that are good for you
You: true
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Mord]

Totally disagree at this point. I'm actually having a rather insightful conversation with someone. This would be my first conversation so I am certain my faith will be stomped on if I were to try again, but it's fun and it is totally anonymous, which is nice.

Ok on the flip side there is this ...

I retract my prior statement, the fourth person I talked to was in fact entirely awesome, they're now on my IM list.

Weird.

 

[mbpnewbie]

Omegle
Talk to strangers!
2373 users online
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: obama is white
Stranger: underneath all that cancer
You: And clinton is black
Stranger: what!
You: I'm just stating a fact like you did
You: Hey, do you think you could do me a favor?
Stranger: it is not a fact
Stranger: it is a theory
Stranger: i can try
You: I'm looking for a new expensive pen for my Boss's promotion. Could you see which one of these pens you like better? the first one or the second one on the page
You: http://penisland.com/location/penis/pump/free/penis_enlarger.htm?yt=&slt=7&slr=6&lpt=1
You: here they are
Stranger: do you mean pen or penis
You: no, the site is pen island
Stranger: penis_enlarger?
You: that's the category... it's novelty
Stranger: i think the second one
Stranger: with blue ink
You: I thought the black ink was better, cause that 's what obama uses..
Stranger: blue is classy
Stranger: people use blue ink stand out and people know not to ****
You: ok, well thanks for helping me with my pen choice!

 

[Apple iKid]

This is epicly creepy, yet extremely entertaining. hahaa.

 

[apsterling]

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: sup
Stranger: jus strokin myself, thinkin of you
Stranger: sup on your end sexy?
You: ah. just drinkin' pepsi
Stranger: is the ice cold can rubbing against you stiff nipples?
You: not really. It's on my desk
Stranger: then im not interested

Wonderful.

 

[benflick]

Haha:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello?
Stranger: hey
You: asl
You: know what that means?
Stranger: 8/female/usa
You: 8? yeah right haha
Stranger: ya I lied I'm actually 5
Stranger: no tits on that bitch
You: This is Leah from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaint of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the police.

We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent picture of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[LumbermanSVO]

Stranger: Welcome to the Internet. What do you want to do first?
You: see the world
Stranger: Initializing: The World
Stranger: Unable to hold the capacity. Internet is shutting down in 10...
Stranger: 9...
Stranger: 8...
Stranger: 7...
Stranger: 6...
Stranger: 5...
Stranger: 4...
Stranger: Shutting down stopped while error in Section [Show Germany]. Section [Germany] deleted. Internet is shutting down in 10...
Stranger: 9...
Stranger: 8...
Stranger: 7...
Stranger: 6...
Stranger: 5...
Stranger: 4...
Stranger: 3...
Stranger: 2...
Stranger: ...
Stranger: ...
Stranger: ...

 

[iJohnHenry]

Just when I was old enough, and wise enough, to have seen everything, this comes up to bite me in the ass.

"Who is responsible???", but more importantly, what is their motive.

 

[fireshot91]

Ah, they updated it or something.


Now it says if you recieved the FBI minor message thing it says If the above contains information about you being reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Ignore it.


Somebody sent it to me and it said that in gray.