Talk to a stranger!

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  1. haiggy macrumors 65816

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  2. Doctor Q Administrator

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    I talk to strangers all the time, at MacRumors! But at Omegle you don't start out with a shared topic of interest, other than being Omegle users.

    It says "1156 users online" at the moment. What happens if there are an odd number of users?
     
  3. bartelby macrumors Core

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    A threesome? :D
     
  4. Apple iKid macrumors regular

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    Yup I just checked and there was an odd number.

    Poor lonely person that no one will talk to.

    haha :eek:
     
  5. Tosser macrumors 68030

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    Anybody from here?

    Haha.

    Edit: And another one:

    Okay. Been there, done that ...
     
  6. No1451 macrumors 6502

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  7. nobunaga209 macrumors 6502a

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    I love talking to strangers!! :D
    Everyone has their own "story"...
     
  8. kainjow Moderator emeritus

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    I got a french guy talking dirty to me. It's actually funny because I'm translating with Babel Fish.
     
  9. arkitect macrumors 601

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    Maybe he's not talking "dirty" and it's just Babel Fish that is got a "dirty" translator?

    And if you're translating back at him… wonder what he's making of it.

    :D
     
  10. themoonisdown09 macrumors 601

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    I just started a chat and this is what I got... very creepy.

    Stranger: AHOY
    You: hello
    Stranger: WUZZUP FAGGO
    You: Just sitting at work
    You: What about you?
    Stranger: I'm masturbating to n****s getting shot
    You: Awesome...
    You: Maybe some midgets too?
    Stranger: I love midget porn
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    This is my second chat, I saw this coming...

    You: Hey
    Stranger: guy or girl?
    You: guy
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  11. epyfa macrumors regular

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    I started 3 chats and 2 strangers came from here :-D

    EDIT:

    You: blubb
    Stranger: bbulb
    You: blubb blubb?
    Stranger: bbulb bbulb
    You: ahh herlich
    You: nicht wahr?
    Stranger: ein bischen
    You: that's awesome!
    Stranger: epic even
     
  12. haiggy thread starter macrumors 65816

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    Haha, I've had some funny ones... and yeah I too was wondering what happens when there is an odd number of users :p


    Haha :D

    That being said, the first conversation I had was a pretty good one with some random dude
     
  13. mbpnewbie macrumors regular

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    lol, this is mine:

    Omegle
    Talk to strangers!
    1076 users online
    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: This is Oscar from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaint of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the police.

    We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent picture of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you.
    Stranger: what!
    Stranger: this is probably a mistake
    You: Yes, you are being prosecuted by the FBI.
    Stranger: I've only been on here for like 3 minutes
    Stranger: please don't
    You: Maybe you shouldn't be engaging in child porn then?
    Stranger: uhhhh... what the hell are you talking abou
    Stranger: i don't have any child porn lol
    You: Good bye, the police will be there to deal with you shortly
    Stranger: THE GAME
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.



    I made a funny.. .haha
    EDIT: and another one


    Omegle
    Talk to strangers!
    1266 users online
    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Hello!
    Stranger: hi
    You: How are you?
    Stranger: fine
    Stranger: and u ?
    You: Listen, I was wondering... I have a rash on my posterior that is inflamated to the point of causing pain. Do you know what I can take to get rid of it?
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: soory
    You: That's a shame because it really hurts... anyway, how did you get here?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    or send us feedback.
     
  14. GoCubsGo macrumors Nehalem

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  15. Mord macrumors G4

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    Gosh, what an efficient way to lose faith in the human race.
     
  16. Tosser macrumors 68030

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    Man, I really shouldn't waste my time with such nonsense.
     
  17. GoCubsGo macrumors Nehalem

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    Totally disagree at this point. I'm actually having a rather insightful conversation with someone. This would be my first conversation so I am certain my faith will be stomped on if I were to try again, but it's fun and it is totally anonymous, which is nice.

    Ok on the flip side there is this ...
     
  18. Mord macrumors G4

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    I retract my prior statement, the fourth person I talked to was in fact entirely awesome, they're now on my IM list.

    Weird.
     
  19. mbpnewbie macrumors regular

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    Omegle
    Talk to strangers!
    2373 users online
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hello
    Stranger: obama is white
    Stranger: underneath all that cancer
    You: And clinton is black
    Stranger: what!
    You: I'm just stating a fact like you did
    You: Hey, do you think you could do me a favor?
    Stranger: it is not a fact
    Stranger: it is a theory
    Stranger: i can try
    You: I'm looking for a new expensive pen for my Boss's promotion. Could you see which one of these pens you like better? the first one or the second one on the page
    You: http://penisland.com/location/penis/pump/free/penis_enlarger.htm?yt=&slt=7&slr=6&lpt=1
    You: here they are
    Stranger: do you mean pen or penis
    You: no, the site is pen island
    Stranger: penis_enlarger?
    You: that's the category... it's novelty
    Stranger: i think the second one
    Stranger: with blue ink
    You: I thought the black ink was better, cause that 's what obama uses..
    Stranger: blue is classy
    Stranger: people use blue ink stand out and people know not to ****
    You: ok, well thanks for helping me with my pen choice!
     
  20. Apple iKid macrumors regular

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    This is epicly creepy, yet extremely entertaining. hahaa.
    :D
     
  21. apsterling macrumors 6502a

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    Wonderful.
     
  22. benflick macrumors 68020

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    Haha:Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hello?
    Stranger: hey
    You: asl
    You: know what that means?
    Stranger: 8/female/usa
    You: 8? yeah right haha
    Stranger: ya I lied I'm actually 5
    Stranger: no tits on that bitch
    You: This is Leah from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaint of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the police.

    We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent picture of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  23. LumbermanSVO macrumors 65816

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    Stranger: Welcome to the Internet. What do you want to do first?
    You: see the world
    Stranger: Initializing: The World
    Stranger: Unable to hold the capacity. Internet is shutting down in 10...
    Stranger: 9...
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    Stranger: 4...
    Stranger: Shutting down stopped while error in Section [Show Germany]. Section [Germany] deleted. Internet is shutting down in 10...
    Stranger: 9...
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    Stranger: ...
    Stranger: ...
    Stranger: ...
     
  24. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    Just when I was old enough, and wise enough, to have seen everything, this comes up to bite me in the ass. :mad:

    "Who is responsible???", but more importantly, what is their motive. ;)
     
  25. fireshot91 macrumors 601

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    Ah, they updated it or something.


    Now it says if you recieved the FBI minor message thing it says If the above contains information about you being reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Ignore it.


    Somebody sent it to me and it said that in gray.
     

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