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Talk to a stranger!

This is creepy. But I was talking with a normal person for awhile and then my stupid internet got disconnected! Ugh, I was having fun, haha
 
wow..... re-re-re-retarded

Stranger: would you like to have cyber sex with a stranger???
You: This is Debbie from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaint of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the police.

We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent picture of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you.

Your chat has been disconnected.
 
I spent like all night on here.... some of these are so FUNNY!

You: Huh.
Stranger: was it an essay on manipulation and egocentricity?
You: No, it was an essay on Homeric similes.
Stranger: hmm nope wasn't you then
You: I suppose it wasn't.... man it's great talking to someone who isn't collossaly retarded.
Stranger: where did you acquire such a vast array of descriptive adjectives? "collossally"
You: I don't know.... mostly the clash of the titans that is my education. Man, do I hate those teachers.
Stranger: hmm it's unfortunate you hate teachers
Stranger: i was in love with a few of mine when i was still going to school
Stranger: i realized it was more than lust after the 5th date
You: HAHAHAHA

Stranger: so what do you do for a living? i take it something relating to computers
You: Nothing, I'm in the 9th grade. I did pay for everything myself however.
Stranger: oh so you must live in china
Stranger: because everything is dirt cheap there
You: Nope, I live in the southern US.
You: Plus, I don't much care for pork fried rice.
Stranger: oh you live in the southern part of america then?

HAHAHAHAHA

Stranger: Ohh
You: Yeah.
Stranger: so how did you acquire collossal quantities of funds in 9th grade
You: Jew magic?

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL
 
This. Is great. Only had 1 proper conversation so far but it's great talking to utterly random people who you'll never meet again.
 
This guy is cool.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: WHOA
Stranger: hey :)
You: hey
Stranger: UG
Stranger: ?
You: ?
Stranger: you're not from UG?
You: is UG Uguanda?
Stranger: ....possibly
Stranger: you're really asking two questions there....
You: oh
Stranger: the answers are 'only with a shovel' and 'well, it's gonna take a while to get the stains out'
You: well then, what is the UG you are referring to?
You: oh
Stranger: well, the first rule of UG is you do not talk about UG
You: uhuh
You: sounds sort of like THE GAME
Stranger: the second rule is...
Stranger: you mother****er
You: hahaha
You: did i get you first?
Stranger: yes, damnit
You: MUAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: the second rule is you have to play THE GAME
Stranger: /b/tard?
You: well i obviously lost it when i told you. that was kinda pathetic.
You: no of course im not!
Stranger: self-pwnage, dude
You: I can think freely!
Stranger: thank god
You: hahaha
Stranger: you here from any source?
Stranger: or did you find it like a pig finds truffles?
You: yeah, I heard about it on macrumors and ive been on all day in class because it's so fun.
You: some of these sick ****s are unintentionally hilarious.
Stranger: UG is ultimate-guitar.com, if you're wondering
You: oh.
Stranger: that's where I found this site
You: well it's getting really popular really fast
You: same time yesterday there were only 1000 people online
Stranger: our site is on a mission to find each other on here
You: oh.
You: really.
You: that's cool
Stranger: hence UG? at the start of every chat
You: one time i had an epic flame war with my best friend
You: oh really?
You: i disconnected on some of you UG'ers
Stranger: haha seriously?
You: yeah
Stranger: there's quite a few of us on here
You: i was like **** **** ASS MOTHER OBAMA
You: and then signed off.
Stranger: if you want to mess with them, tell them you're Imdeth
You: really
You: Why?
Stranger: dude, I think one of your chats is in our thread for this
You: Whaaa?
You: link me up
Stranger: it's about 100 pages long, I can't find it
You: ****
Stranger: Imdeth is a UG regular, a lot of people have been posing as him for laughs
You: well i wanna see the thread anyway, ours is only liek 2 pages long
You: oh
You: i see
Stranger: hmm ok it's 25 pages, I thought it was bigger
Stranger: http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1097396
You: alright
You: thanks
You: hey btw thanks for not being a sick ****.
Stranger: pretend to be Imdeth or Kensai for the best lulz
Stranger: oh we still haven't got to the bit where I rape you
You: oh.
You: well get it over with T.T
Stranger: ****, where are my manners?
Stranger: *CENSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED*
Stranger: ok, all done
You: hahaaha
Stranger: wanna get breakfast? ;)
You: BAHAHAHAHA
You: hells yes.
Stranger: haha
You: how bout mickey d's?
You: they have spectacular hotcakes.
 
***...

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyyy
You: hey
You: wadup?
Stranger: my names sarah x
Stranger: whats yours
You: damn, i just talked to you didn't i?
Stranger: whats your name?
You: n u took a while to reply? n u asked if i was black, or is it a coincidence
You: but i disconnected cuz i thought u werent there
Stranger: yep... just a second ago
Stranger: i was there
Stranger: lol
You: yeah, im black
You: well...
You: brown
You: i dunno
You: lol
Stranger: you negger
Stranger: good bye
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Talking to myself.

I decided to "steal" haiggy's idea, and scare people a bit. I was having so much fun! I had five pages open so I could do it faster. So I started up the chat, and got...

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: This is Debbie from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaint of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your IP address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the police.

We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent picture of them. Thank you.
You: This is Debbie from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaint of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your IP address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the police.

We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent picture of them. Thank you.
You: woah!
You: cool
You: you too?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Then I check my other one and it reads...

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: This is Debbie from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaint of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your IP address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the police.

We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent picture of them. Thank you.
Stranger: woah!
Stranger: cool
Stranger: you too?
Stranger: This is Debbie from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaint of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your IP address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the police.

We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent picture of them. Thank you.
Connection imploded.

I was amazed! then my other two did the same thing! And my fifth one just said...

Connecting to server...
Connection imploded.

I will try to attach a photo a proof. Sorry I resized the windows to make the smallest possible picture.

Pretty cool huh?

zwmg4g.png
 
Finally got a normal conversation.... :)

Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: how are you doing?
You: what's up?
You: good
You: u?
Stranger: im doing alright, thanks
Stranger: so what are you up to?
You: listening to music
You: u?
Stranger: same here, what you listenin to?
You: right now i'm listening to Lily Allen
Stranger: word, she is so good
Stranger: new album rules
You: ya i know
You: really good!
You: u from UK?
Stranger: no, the US
Stranger: you?
You: same here
You: California
Stranger: word, im from pennsylvania
You: cool
You: are you a student? I have spring break next week =)
Stranger: nah im done with school
Stranger: spring break ruled
You: o cool
You: ya
You: im going to go to Colorado
You: to visit family
You: =)
Stranger: that sounds fun
You: ya
Stranger: what else you gonna do there?
You: ummm haven't thought about it yet..... maybe drive up into the mountains
You: to look at the scenery...hiking or something
Stranger: cool cool
You: ya
Stranger: you a dude or a girl?
You: dude...lol you?
Stranger: same
Stranger: well bye =)
You: ok bye =)

Disconnected
 
Earlier..

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I love lamp
You: Yes, this is George from the customer service. As you have probably read in our terms of agreement document, this is an experiment held by the State University of Virginia on human behaviour. How do you like our experiment so far?
Stranger: LOLS
You: Does the experiment provoke laughter in you?
Stranger: Hahaheheho
Stranger: Why you experimenting on me I am not a test rat
You: Uncontrollable laughter. I see, anything else?
Stranger: You scare me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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I had a nice chat with an estate agent from Ohio and (oddly enough) some 'furry' addict who was more well behaved than almost every one else I spoke to.

So this work on the iPhone? If not this would make a nice little app.
 
raggedjimmi said:
I had a nice chat with an estate agent from Ohio and (oddly enough) some 'furry' addict who was more well behaved than almost every one else I spoke to.

So this work on the iPhone? If not this would make a nice little app.
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There's an AIM bot, so basically, yes.

It also works if you navigate to the page in Safari.
 
This thing is pretty cool. I am having an actual chat on my first go. I've been chatting for about 15 minutes now :cool:
 
Fail

I failed!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hey, 19/m
You: This is Debbie from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaint of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the police.

We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent picture of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you.
Stranger: XFD
Stranger: What police?
Stranger: THE FBI?
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: Didn't know they worked internationally
Stranger: Know what, sir?
Stranger: You just lost the game.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: looking 4 girl with webcam
You: well, i'm not looking for a douchebag, so that won't work between us.
Stranger: ok y r u so mean
Stranger: jus want to stick penor in e-vag jeez


What the ****?
 
That's actually funny.. I am, apparently just 7 second in, "boring". Nice. Apparently, she did actually read the text on the page.

EDIT: I also got some Chinese student, who was very worried about which subject to choose in school and how it would affect his life. We chatted for a bit, and then he goes "thank you for helping me solve my problems." and then he was gone. Hm.

here's my second try:
 
lol. Me and this girl were actually talking normally.

Then she asked me if I was into piercings. I said no, she said she had her bellybutton and her ear cartilage done, and I was like "That's cool, I want a tattoo".

She was like "Woah. I thought you said you weren't into piercings, contradicting yourself?"

me: "I'm not. A Tattoo is not a piercing"
her: "Nevermind, you're an idiot"

*she left*
 
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