Tattoo Leaves Man With Permanent Erection

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by yg17, Jan 9, 2012.

  1. yg17 macrumors G5

    yg17

    Joined:
    Aug 1, 2004
    Location:
    St. Louis, MO
    #1
    http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/01/06/10009107-penis-tattoo-gives-guy-permanent-erection

    Huh, who would've thought it was a bad idea to repeatedly poke your dick with needles?
     
  2. verwon macrumors 68030

    verwon

    Joined:
    Jul 26, 2011
    Location:
    Seattle
    #2
  3. carlgo macrumors 68000

    Joined:
    Dec 29, 2006
  4. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

    iJohnHenry

    Joined:
    Mar 22, 2008
    Location:
    On tenterhooks
    #4
    Is that a needle in your dick, or are you just glad to see me??
     
  5. Tilpots macrumors 601

    Tilpots

    Joined:
    Apr 19, 2006
    Location:
    Carolina Beach, NC
    #5
    Sounds like a pricked prick pickle if there ever was one.
     
  6. Shrink macrumors G3

    Shrink

    Joined:
    Feb 26, 2011
    Location:
    New England, USA
    #6
    So let me get this straight - if I get a tattoo on my dick I'll get a great erection?

    Where do I sign up?!:p
     
  7. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

    iJohnHenry

    Joined:
    Mar 22, 2008
    Location:
    On tenterhooks
    #7
    Tatoo leaves man with a permanent semi-erection

    Sorry, the thread title should read as above.

    And no, a lime-sized Prostate won't work in any event.

    Maybe a splint, heavy on the wood?
     
  8. Thomas Veil macrumors 68020

    Thomas Veil

    Joined:
    Feb 14, 2004
    Location:
    OBJECTIVE reality
  9. BreakGuy macrumors 6502a

    BreakGuy

    Joined:
    Nov 23, 2009
    Location:
    NZ, South Pacific
    #9
    People must really be giving him a hard time about this. Surely there must be a way he can straighten up this issue. :D
     
  10. mobilehaathi macrumors G3

    mobilehaathi

    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2008
    Location:
    The Anthropocene
  11. Caliber26 macrumors 68000

    Caliber26

    Joined:
    Sep 25, 2009
    Location:
    Orlando, FL
    #11
    As a guy, I can say that I would never ever want a needle anywhere near my penis. I admire those that have the courage to pierce or tattoo their manhood. It's certainly not me for me.

    Hopefully he'll make the most of this erection before he loses it for good.
     
  12. PlaceofDis macrumors Core

    Joined:
    Jan 6, 2004
    #12
    i don't know anyone who has a tattoo on their penis. piercings, yes.

    i know piercers and i know that they are very careful with what they do - this goes for any piercing anywhere on the body.

    i would imagine that if this is a possible side effect that tattoo artists would know about it, unless of course this is a very very rare place to get a tattoo on ones body. the only other explanation is that the tattoo artist messed up majorly.
     
  13. BreakGuy, Jan 9, 2012
    Last edited: Jan 9, 2012

    BreakGuy macrumors 6502a

    BreakGuy

    Joined:
    Nov 23, 2009
    Location:
    NZ, South Pacific
    #13
    At least he's got a handy way he can cover it up. ;)
     
  14. MorphingDragon macrumors 603

    MorphingDragon

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2009
    Location:
    The World Inbetween
    #14
    Reading that article I was just thinking Nek Minnit
     
  15. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

    Jaffa Cake

    Joined:
    Aug 1, 2004
    Location:
    The City of Culture, Englandshire
    #15
    At least with a permanent erection he's now got room to get his girlfriend's full name on there, not just her initial.
     
  16. rdowns macrumors Penryn

    rdowns

    Joined:
    Jul 11, 2003
    #16

    One would hope.
     
  17. velocityg4 macrumors 68040

    velocityg4

    Joined:
    Dec 19, 2004
    Location:
    Georgia
    #18
    As long as the Persian naming system doesn't use twenty names like the Arabic system or he is hung like horse.
     
  18. Aeolius macrumors 6502a

    Joined:
    Jul 25, 2002
    #19
    an oldie, but topical:
    "there was this guy who was really in love with his girl friend wendy, so he decided to tattoo her name on her penis. when the penis was erect it said wendy, when it wasnt erect it only spelled the letters W and Y. so after this guy and his girlfriend got married they went on thier honeymoon to jamaica. so one day in a restaurant the guy went to the bathroom and saw a black guy peeing next to him and on his penis he saw the letters W and Y. so he asked " hey, do you also have a girlfriend named wendy?, and the black guy said " no, my tattoo says, welcome to jamaica, have a nice day" "
     
  19. obeygiant macrumors 68040

    obeygiant

    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2002
    Location:
    totally cool
    #20
    Permanent Erection? is that a follow up to that Aerosmith album?
     
  20. Paratel macrumors 6502

    Paratel

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2005
    Location:
    Somewhere in the US
    #21
    Always wanted a tatoo on my junk that said Super....

    then.... supercalifragilisticexpialidocious when aroused lol
     
  21. leomac08 macrumors 68020

    leomac08

    Joined:
    Jul 12, 2009
    Location:
    Los Angeles, CA
    #22
    He broke one the rules of the bro code

    "thou shalt not let a bro let himself tattoo the name of his girlfriend on anyplace of his body" :eek:
     
  22. quest7 macrumors member

    quest7

    Joined:
    Dec 29, 2011
    Location:
    oklahoma city
    #23
    While readings this, i thought about it. But, after the side effects, nope!
     
  23. Tsuchiya macrumors 68020

    Tsuchiya

    Joined:
    Jun 7, 2008
    #24
    I laughed like a school kid for like 5 minutes after reading this.

    Even now...LOL:D
     
  24. danahn17 macrumors 6502

    Joined:
    Dec 3, 2009
    #25
    Wait... so Iran bans Barbie (as per this thread) but it's okay to tattoo your penis? :confused:
     

Share This Page