Tattoo Leaves Man With Permanent Erection

[Dr McKay]

Tune in next year to see him get it lasered off after the divorce 😱

 

[mrsir2009]

Wow he's a brave guy! 😱 Personally I would be too squeamish to put a tattoo on that part of my body 😱

 

[TurboMoses]

He broke one the rules of the bro code

"thou shalt not let a bro let himself tattoo the name of his girlfriend on anyplace of his body" 😱

But it's just the first letter dude! He'll just need to find a girl with the same letter for her first name!...and then date her long enough to convince her he got the tattoo before they have sex for the first time.

 

[avaloncourt]

He should have had it say, "Welcome Aboard."

 

[Jaffa Cake]

Apparently he's now considering legal action – he's confident it'll stand up in court.

 

[skunk]

Wait... so Iran bans Barbie (as per this thread) but it's okay to tattoo your penis? 😕

The mullahs can be very broadminded. There are many Iranians whio have had sex-change operations with full state support.

 

[eawmp1]

Apparently he's now considering legal action – he's confident it'll stand up in court.

I'll bet he's on firm legal ground.

 

[ToaDA]

Inappropriate penile tats:

"Mom"

"Baaaa"

"Baaaa" is perfectly acceptable where I come from...

 

[iJohnHenry]

Soft.

M
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😱

Hard.

M
A
M
M
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😎

 

[Lord Blackadder]

Apparently he's now considering legal action – he's confident it'll stand up in court.

I don't know, with Iran's strict morality he may run into some stiff resistance.