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He probably had a loaded, cocked handgun stuck in his pants "gansta style" and accidentally pulled the trigger while reaching for it.

The sad part is I doubt the police can do anything about it, and this idiot will be back on the streets with a gun stuck in his pants in a week or so.
 
Allegedly? Really?

Would anyone make that story up?

Doesn't want to admit that somebody else did it, maybe? News people do that reflexively, because you never know how much more bizarre something can get.

"No, when I said I wanted you to help me get my rocks off, what I meant was…"
 
I can't imagine what would be more embarrassing than shooting off your own junk. Unless you were in some kind of weird Lorena Bobbit situation and thought this was less embarrassing. :eek:

But yes, you're probably right.
 
He probably had a loaded, cocked handgun stuck in his pants "gansta style" and accidentally pulled the trigger while reaching for it.

The sad part is I doubt the police can do anything about it, and this idiot will be back on the streets with a gun stuck in his pants in a week or so.

Not likely, if the gun was in his waist band he'd have blown off a knee cap--he would have had to point it facing up to hit a testicle if he was wearing his pants "gangsta style".

You know why a "Gangsta" kids wear their pants below the but crack right? It's practice for a future career as a prison bitch.....easier access means less severe beatings. :D
 
Agree.

No kidding about being uncooperative. Imagine the pain ... and then his realization of what has happened.

He could have been under influence of something too.... I don't see how someone under a normal frame of mind would do something like this.
 
Because of his age, his voice has probably already changed. So much for that Castrati job.
 
He could have some of these if that fails...

I truly Laughed Out Loud… :D:D
Whatever next?

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Equine and Bulls:
Length: 5.75" :eek:
Those are some serious cojones.
 
The linked news story has now been removed.

I seriously doubt that this was a self-inflicted wound. Most probably someone did it to him, and for various highly sensible reasons, he's not going to say who.
 
Just reading the title sent s shiver down my spine. Nonetheless, I guess this is Mother Nature pruning out the bade from the goods.
 
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