Teen shoots own Testicles

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  1. spork183 macrumors 6502a

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    http://www.contracostatimes.com/ci_14519017?source=most_viewed

    This kid just has no balls. I like the final line: Teen has not been cooperative.

    Can you blame him? He's had a bad day.

    A Vallejo teenager allegedly shot himself in the testicles Thursday afternoon, police said.

    Police said the 17-year-old, whose name is being withheld because he's a minor, walked into Kaiser Permanente Vallejo Medical Center at about 5:45 p.m. with a gunshot wound.

    The gun is still outstanding, police said, and the teen has not been cooperative.
     
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  3. bartelby macrumors Core

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    Damn right.
    There needs to be a special category in the Darwin Awards for people like this kid.
     
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    From the article it seems they only have his testimony the wound was self-inflicted, and he is uncooperative

    I wouldn't be surprised to find there is another explanation forthcoming for this

    His life will be changed forever regardless
     
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    I'm surprised Abstract wasn't in here first with a pun spree ;)

    Poor guy, he's not even going to be remembered in the Darwin Awards, at least he had the courtesy to take himself out of the gene pool though.
     
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    Agree.

    No kidding about being uncooperative. Imagine the pain ... and then his realization of what has happened.
     
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  10. spork183 thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    Speculation he was using a cap and ball pistol.
     
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    mhmmmm can this beat this "Juggling active hand grenades " for the darwin award.:D
     
  14. Mexbearpig macrumors 65816

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    Oh man, if only he was up a few inches I could say "BOOM HEADSHOT!" :D
     
  15. Melrose Suspended

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    Talk about mixed nuts... How does someone accidentally shoot himself in the testicles? Seriously, I don't understand how that could happen. Such stupidity is unworthy of owning testicles in the first place.
     
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    Usually winning a Darwin award requires fatally eliminating ones self from society without reproducing this lad still has the potential ability to adopt and teach the stupidity to others.
     
  17. OzExige macrumors 6502

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    That statement is correct - unfortunately :(

    You could have just left me to rejoice at the total loss of this idiot's particular DNA :)
    OTH he probably has siblings so that shoots that idea in ........ wait
    that been done :D
     
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    Dam right you are.

    Also, my face when I saw this thread title.
     

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  19. eawmp1 macrumors 601

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    Another cocky teen (at least he has that) with no balls to back it up.
     
  20. kernkraft macrumors 68020

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    The whole award is specialised to people like him. Only that some survive and miss out.
     
  21. Gelfin macrumors 68020

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    I would dearly like to believe that's the only way you can do it.

    He's learned his lesson though: he'll be shooting blanks from now on.
     
  22. Melrose Suspended

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    Well they went out with a bang, that's for sure.
     
  23. Mousse macrumors 68000

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    Sounds like the kid has been watch way too many Shoot-'em-Up movies. You always see someone sticking a loaded gun down the front of his pants in those flicks. I've always found it utterly hilarious that someone would think that was a good idea (joked to my buddies on numerous occasions how no one in the movies has lost his pork and beans from such antics). Alas, reality has finally taught us what movies should have ages ago. It ain't smart to stick a gun down the front of your pants.
     
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    Not always, as can be read here
     

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