http://www.contracostatimes.com/ci_14519017?source=most_viewed This kid just has no balls. I like the final line: Teen has not been cooperative. Can you blame him? He's had a bad day. A Vallejo teenager allegedly shot himself in the testicles Thursday afternoon, police said. Police said the 17-year-old, whose name is being withheld because he's a minor, walked into Kaiser Permanente Vallejo Medical Center at about 5:45 p.m. with a gunshot wound. The gun is still outstanding, police said, and the teen has not been cooperative.