Steve Jobs Didn't Allow This To Happen.
I have to take blame for this. You see, I flew to Cupertino a couple months ago, and subdued the guards on 1 Infinite Loop with my 20 years of Jiu Jitsu experience, after training with Bruce Lee. No, he wasn't teaching me, I was
his sensei.
After walking into the Dev room, I was immediately trusted by the software team, as I was dressed like a pirate, under the moniker "Captain DJ PoopyPants". The guys and 3 girls were hardcore stressing about this battery controller whatchacallit, and I was like, "Dudes and 3 girls, just. don't. worry. about. it... Let's go cheef for a few minutes, and then we'll totally forget there was a problem in the first place, and then the Mac Fairy will come down and fix all of our problems, no problem, bada-bing, happy times for everyone."
After 3 hours, we were totally baked, and forgot there was an issue to begin with. The software team just went on to the next set of bug fixes, and moved on.
The moral of the story, kids, is don't ever trust the Mac Fairy. She's a lazy jerk, and a liar. She totally said she'd take care of it. Steve Jobs wouldn't have allowed us to put
anything in the hands of the Mac Fairy, He totally got burned when she brought in John Sculley.
In short, I'm really sorry you guys, and um, this is...all true...
