How the hell is Firewire at all useful now that we have USB 3 (5 Gbps) and Thunderbolt (10 Gbps)? It's only useful if you already own Firewire accessories, but no one in the right mind would be choosing to build new accessories using the Firewire port instead of USB 3/Thunderbolt today. It's just legacy.
This simply isn't true; thunderbolt's not yet common enough to be a good choice for a lot of stuff, and no version of USB has the desireable traits that make firewire so popular for music.
The high-end audio interfaces and mixers and such are still firewire, and may be for a while yet. So for a while yet, I expect to continue seeing firewire ports on audio hardware, and to continue preferring firewire to USB or thunderbolt for many tasks -- including disks. I guess I could use thunderbolt disks, but I can't get them as conveniently as I can get firewire disks, and USB is not really all that good at doing media. I mean, yeah, it's fine for a DVD drive that only has to be able to play movies at 1x or something. If I were doing an external boot disk, though? Firewire.
You seem to be under the deeply mistaken impression that the listed raw speed of an interface is the only meaningful spec. USB2 was nominally "480" Mbps, FireWire only 400... But have you ever compared benchmarks for a FireWire 400 disk and a USB2 disk? USB sucks for serious use. Yeah, USB3's faster, but it still has the same underlying design choices that made USB a pain.
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Don't know if anyone has said it yet but I think its time you upgraded your WiFi Router...
Sure! Lemme know where I can get a wifi router that can handle 5 simultaneous gigabit connections. (Hint: There's no such thing, you can't even get
one gigabit connection off the very fastest modern consumer-available wireless.)
Fact is, my house is not a single small room containing no RF sources or metal, and wireless is fine for casual use, but ultimately I still need wired if I want decent performance, and there are no wireless routers that could change that. They're not fast enough, they don't scale well enough to many simultaneous active users, and they don't have the stability and performance at the edge of their range.
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If all those ports were included, you'd have something like... the non-retina model.
Pretty much! Only it'd come in a version with a screen with at least 1080 pixel vertical resolution so it could actually be used with high definition video.