Ugh...
Now, Phizz at AppleInsider (reposted here by suneohair, but he's banned...) has the theme down, just not the execution.
I'm going to teach myself how to use Photoshop so that I can have a decent-looking mockup... This could take a fair amount of time. Until then, I ask that we go back to discussing hardware; there are still some ports to be decided upon and GPUs to lock down...
That is truly hideous... NO BLACK ON THE MAC PRO PLEASE!!!!!
It would look like s hit