Hey! Maybe it DOES run Windows 3.1!1) It looks disgusting, i'd be embarassed to use something like that in public, that design was in style for Windows 3.1
They don't need a MagSafe with this. They used a different approach. With the size and weight of this thing, tripping on the power cable will either break your leg or rip the socket out of the wall, but the laptop ain't movin'!13) The Macbook Pro has a Magsafe Power Connection because it would be really bad if someone tripped over your cable and dragged your whole laptop onto the floor, which has happened to me at work more than once, however this, does not.
That's only because this thing runs on 3 car batteries, that last 8-10 minutes!14) The Macbook Pro has an external battery monitor, so you can see how full your battery is without turning your computer on, and this doesn't.
Seriously, this is one of the silliest laptops (no, won't fit on a lap!)... notebook (no, notebooks are much smaller)... portable (well, not really!)... compact mainframe? computers I've ever seen!