The Last Supper

[iSaint]

I would fast. Whether it be an unexpected accident or an execution by whatever lethal means, the amount of crap left in the pants would be significantly less.

They plug that up anyway, so it wouldn't really matter. 😱

 

[katie ta achoo]

Who cares?! You're not the one cleaning up. 😛

I agree! If they're killing me, THE DESERVE to have to clean up after me. It's my revenge from beyond the grave.
Muahaha!😀

 

[katie ta achoo]

They plug that up anyway, so it wouldn't really matter. 😱

😱

 

[iBlue]

They plug that up anyway, so it wouldn't really matter. 😱

i don't think they do. that little corkscrew thing goes in after you die, so if there's a body viewing all the gas and gunk does't suprise anyone. you've never smelled a disgusting odor until you smell a dead body "fart". i am so never discussing why i know this either.

 

[kretzy]

This thread was making me hungry until the last couple of posts.

 

[katie ta achoo]

This thread was making me hungry until the last couple of posts.

Glad we could help. Don't want anyone to gain too much weight from reading the thread. 😀

 

[zelmo]

i don't think they do. that little corkscrew thing goes in after you die, so if there's a body viewing all the gas and gunk does't suprise anyone. you've never smelled a disgusting odor until you smell a dead body "fart". i am so never discussing why i know this either.

Ugh. So much for my list. I've lost my appetite!😱

But seriously, just drive me to a Coldstone Creamery and keep the Apple Pie a la Coldstone ice cream comin'. :drool:

 

[kretzy]

Glad we could help. Don't want anyone to gain too much weight from reading the thread. 😀

The heartfelt consideration is always appreciated! 😛

 

[3rdpath]

some good greasy tex-mex enchiladas and a top shelf margarita.

followed by a piping hot chocolate souffle.


then some well-aged port and a pre-castro cuban cigar.

heck, that combination might do me in by itself...

 

[MongoTheGeek]

Perhaps because have i've dined with Mr Death so many times the idea of what to have last has lost its magic. Every moment of every day could be your last.

I do my best to live each day like I will live forever or die tomorrow.

 

[iMeowbot]

A wheelbarrow full of Kit Kat Chunky bars would do.

 

[skunk]

A banana.

Or possibly rhubarb crumble.

 

[jelloshotsrule]

hmm. lots to choose from

pizza - i'd probably have a few different kinds... some pizza hut, some local stuff from NYC...

czech style pigs in the blanket (basically stuffed cabbage) made by mom with some soy ground meat. LOTS of mashed potatoes with that

lasagna w/garlic bread and lots of tomato sauce

french fries - again, a variety - anything from shoe string to steak fries.

broccoli in garlic sauce from hunan palace in arlington/DC

speaking of garlic - garlic broccoli with angel hair pasta and some pan fried tofu

and then there's desserts

brownie obsession from tgi fridays (or a similar homemade item)

oreos and milk and pudding

grasshopper pie

oreo cheesecake

soft batch cc cookies

homemade vegan pb choc chip cookies, warmed up with some cool whip

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes!

 

[floriflee]

Okay... this thread is not helping to curb my appetite before the afternoon jog.

Must...go...running....very.....SOON!

 

[jelloshotsrule]

well you need to have some energy to burn for the run, why not have a course or two beforehand?

 

[floriflee]

And then it would be my last meal because I would die of severe stomach cramps as all the oxygen that should be going to my lungs would immediately be sent to the stomach to digest the feast within. 😀

 

[emw]

I certainly hope I'm never presented with this situation, as it's almost impossible for me to determine my "ultimate" meal. Not only that, I'd be physically incapable of eating that much at one sitting. So I'll modify mine to a "5-day plan" 😉

Dinner 1:

- 1/3 lb Hamburger, cooked "just right" with cheddar cheese, tomato, mustard, ketchup, pickles and ranch dressing
- French fries, crisp with insides not too soft
- Chocolate milk shake

Dinner 2:

- Lou Malnati's deep dish pizza. Butter crust. Cheese, pepperoni, black olives. Extra crispy.
- La Chouffe

Dinner 3:

- Peppercorn Filet Mignon from a restaurant I went to in Santiago, Chile. To this day it is the steak against which all others are measured.
- Baked potato with butter and sour cream, lightly salted, with freshly ground pepper.
- Caesar salad, no anchovies
- Gloria Ferrer Pinot Noir. I'm not a wine aficionado, but I like this one with steaks.
- Cherry cheesecake

Dinner 4:

- Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich on the freshest of breads
- Cheetos
- My grandmother's homemade chocolate chip cookies
- Tall glass of very cold Oberweis skim milk

Dinner 5:

- Filet roast with garlic (a dish my wife and I make that melts in the mouth)
- Baked potato with butter and sour cream, lightly salted, with freshly ground pepper
- Cheese soup
- A nice Merlot
- Ice cream sundae - vanilla ice cream, hot fudge, whipped cream, peanuts

 

[jelloshotsrule]

how the hell did i forget some sweet sweet nachos with cheese, refried beans, guac, and sour cream

and maybe a chimi changa to boot

i must've been drunk


also, wavy/ridges potato chips and onion dip (the powder mix with some cottage cheese blended up).

cheetos (fried, not ****ing baked) and doritos should get in there too

 

[iBlue]

Ugh. So much for my list. I've lost my appetite!😱

sorry 😱 i forget that not everyone has an iron stomach for that sort of thing. my husband gags when he sees me gleefully eating while watching intestinal surgery or something like it on TV. i'm one of the unusual few who has virtually no reaction to that sort of thing.

 

[Applespider]

I'm going to have to hope for more than one day's notice of death...

I'd want a good bacon roll with HP sauce or good Scottish black pudding with scrambled eggs and granary toast for breakfast.

Lunch, I'd like some homemade lentil soup with bits from a ham hough and a wedge of multigrained bread for dunking. Strawberries with softcheese, black pepper on crusty bread for dessert...

I'd want my mother's (or mine) spaghetti with meatballs as a big part of it. Otherwise, some slightly rare lamb roasted with garlic and rosemary with lightly steamed broccoli and green beans.

Dessert - espresso chocolate terrine or an affogato with homemade vanilla icecream.

 

[dmw007]

A wheelbarrow full of Kit Kat Chunky bars would do.

Ya, I think that a wheelbarrow full of Kit-Kat Bars would probably be enough of a last meal. 😉 🙂

A banana.

Or possibly rhubarb crumble.

Is that all you would eat for your last meal?! 😱 Such moderation, even on the verge of extinction. 🙂 😉

 

[Abstract]

...you've never smelled a disgusting odor until you smell a dead body "fart". i am so never discussing why i know this either.

WAAAAAAAY too much information, girl. Way too much. 😱

 

[blackfox]

I'm thinking human brains...(hell, maybe I could extend my life a bit.)

Probably with some excellent hot sauce, of course.

I'd be a spicy zombie.


Otherwise, probably nothing. If I had a day to live, it would be wall-to-wall sex probably, except a few visits or calls to people I love(d) and to people I don't like (to tell them exactly how I feel about them)

 

[thedude110]

Just give me two english muffins, coated in butter, with the butter coated with peanut butter.

So many people make so many delicious things, but in dying I think I'd like to come back to myself.

Until blackfox eats my brains, etc ...

 

[dmw007]

I'm thinking human brains...(hell, maybe I could extend my life a bit.)

Brains.... 😱 😉 🙂