I've spent the weekend knocking on the chairman's door and you can expect some key business to be done by the Cores today as we look to strengthen the...Btw, it's hard for me to celebrate the fairly easy win against Jaffa's lads properly. Even for me! What happened buddy? We need you desperately, who else can learn those Yanks some decent manners if not you Brits?? I certainly can't.
Hang on a mo, my phone's ringing.

Oh, bloody hell.