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"If you listen very hard, the tune will come to you at last", a great woman once said.

Actually, you should have stopped there. I mean, it's been a while since I've been in high school but if this is the kind of stuff you're worrying about these days I weep for the future.
 
Who cares what his lifestyle is like...he was giving an example. No judgements here.
 
So I just got the new iPhone 5s and begun using the fingerprint scanner, believing it would make everything so much easier. WRONG!

So, I don't care if I loose my phone and some random dude reads my emails.

Well that's a lie, I do care. However, the thing that keeps me up at night, giving me nightmares and wet bed sheets, is the thought of one of my douchebag friends reading my messages, browsing my pictures and messing with my facebook account.

And I really do believe a lot of you will agree with me on this one.

So here's a scenario:
I'm all drunk at a party and end up sleeping on a couch. Happens all the time. At this time my phone is locked with a 4 digit code. I wake up the morning after, hungover like hell, and really don't wanna remember the night before. I go home, drink some water, watch a movie and cry myself to sleep.

THIS is what really happened:
I got really drunk last night, and fell asleep on the couch. Now one of my least favorite douchebags picked up my iPhone, pressed it against my finger, and ****ed up my life. I wake up the morning after, hungover like hell, and I just wanted to forget last night ever happened. Well, I couldn't.

Last night was all over facebook, and that girl I really like will never speak to me again. I'll also have a hard time explaining to my grandfather not only why I came out of the closet to him, but also why I wanted him to be my first.

God praise cumbersome passwords.


This will happen guys.

What is the point about talking about a "What If Story" since we do not even know what will be on the 5S?

Keep the phone in your underwear, I am sure no one will reach down there to grab it, or use it or touch it if they knew your phone was there, sure fire way to keep friends away from your phone.
 
Your scenario is a bit extreme, but I agree, something like that will happen. The fingerprint scanner is less secure than a password (unless they are used in conjunction). It will be a useless gimmick for 99% of iPhone users, which is why I believe 100% that Apple won't put it in the next iPhone.

Agreed. I don't see Apple incorporating a fingerprint scanner in the next iPhone if ever.
 
Keep the phone in your underwear, I am sure no one will reach down there to grab it, or use it or touch it if they knew your phone was there, sure fire way to keep friends away from your phone.

I was walking around the mall recently, and there was a teenage girl walking around with very short low cut shorts plus a crop top. Guess where she had her phone? Stuck down in her shorts, right in the middle. All I could think of at the moment was --- does she have it set to vibrate on ring?
 
So I just got the new iPhone 5s and begun using the fingerprint scanner, believing it would make everything so much easier. WRONG!

So, I don't care if I loose my phone and some random dude reads my emails.

Well that's a lie, I do care. However, the thing that keeps me up at night, giving me nightmares and wet bed sheets, is the thought of one of my douchebag friends reading my messages, browsing my pictures and messing with my facebook account.

And I really do believe a lot of you will agree with me on this one.

So here's a scenario:
I'm all drunk at a party and end up sleeping on a couch. Happens all the time. At this time my phone is locked with a 4 digit code. I wake up the morning after, hungover like hell, and really don't wanna remember the night before. I go home, drink some water, watch a movie and cry myself to sleep.

THIS is what really happened:
I got really drunk last night, and fell asleep on the couch. Now one of my least favorite douchebags picked up my iPhone, pressed it against my finger, and ****ed up my life. I wake up the morning after, hungover like hell, and I just wanted to forget last night ever happened. Well, I couldn't.

Last night was all over facebook, and that girl I really like will never speak to me again. I'll also have a hard time explaining to my grandfather not only why I came out of the closet to him, but also why I wanted him to be my first.

God praise cumbersome passwords.


This will happen guys.

how will you go about one of these douchebags stealing your wallet and running up your credit cards before you know?

And while we're on what ifs, what if someone records me unlocking my phone, steals it, unlocks it and ruins my life!
 
I can't believe you all are taking this post seriously. CLEARLY this is satirizing the types of posts that show up here on MR on a daily basis.
 
The 5S is out already and I didn't hear about it? That MUST be true!

If you're open to new experiences, try doing your grandad :p
 
I am clearly a very successful troll. Which is fun, because I honestly didn't even try!

This wasn't a serious example, but it is something similar to what I'd expect a lot of people complaining about should this technology hit the market with the next-gen iPhone.

Anyways it looks like you are far more afraid of my ungodly way of life than the "threat" of the rumored fingerprint scanner mixed with alcohol. Is that a good thing? A bad thing? I have no idea.
 
So I just got the new iPhone 5s and begun using the fingerprint scanner, believing it would make everything so much easier. WRONG!

So, I don't care if I loose my phone and some random dude reads my emails.

Well that's a lie, I do care. However, the thing that keeps me up at night, giving me nightmares and wet bed sheets, is the thought of one of my douchebag friends reading my messages, browsing my pictures and messing with my facebook account.

And I really do believe a lot of you will agree with me on this one.

So here's a scenario:
I'm all drunk at a party and end up sleeping on a couch. Happens all the time. At this time my phone is locked with a 4 digit code. I wake up the morning after, hungover like hell, and really don't wanna remember the night before. I go home, drink some water, watch a movie and cry myself to sleep.

THIS is what really happened:
I got really drunk last night, and fell asleep on the couch. Now one of my least favorite douchebags picked up my iPhone, pressed it against my finger, and ****ed up my life. I wake up the morning after, hungover like hell, and I just wanted to forget last night ever happened. Well, I couldn't.

Last night was all over facebook, and that girl I really like will never speak to me again. I'll also have a hard time explaining to my grandfather not only why I came out of the closet to him, but also why I wanted him to be my first.

God praise cumbersome passwords.


This will happen guys.

Bro I think your drinking too much if that's a possibility.
 
Watch out!!!! They may cut your finger off so they can keep using it in case the phone locks again.:D
 
I've been passed out drunk from time to time and never had a friend mess with my phone. And I don't even keep a PIN on it. Don't really see it as an issue.
 
I was walking around the mall recently, and there was a teenage girl walking around with very short low cut shorts plus a crop top. Guess where she had her phone? Stuck down in her shorts, right in the middle. All I could think of at the moment was --- does she have it set to vibrate on ring?

Too bad you did not start calling her, then it would have been like a scene from the movie "When Harry Met Sally with Billy Crystal" LOL
 
Keep the phone in your underwear, I am sure no one will reach down there to grab it, or use it or touch it if they knew your phone was there, sure fire way to keep friends away from your phone.

He's probably afraid of accidently dialing the phone like that...... :cool:
 
THIS is what really happened:
I got really drunk last night, and fell asleep on the couch. Now one of my least favorite douchebags picked up my iPhone, pressed it against my finger, and ****ed up my life. I wake up the morning after, hungover like hell, and I just wanted to forget last night ever happened. Well, I couldn't.

Last night was all over facebook, and that girl I really like will never speak to me again. I'll also have a hard time explaining to my grandfather not only why I came out of the closet to him, but also why I wanted him to be my first.

Honestly, you need to 1. relax, 2. maybe get some new friends? If you're super paranoid about this, then take steps to ensure it doesn't happen by, say, using a character string passcode instead? I know your post is full of sarcasm but you still need to relax I think.
 
What, you think you're better than me?

Yes.

I don't live 2 lives. One where I deceive an employer, girl, etc that I'm an upstanding guy and the other where I do things that I'd regret being aired on the nightly news or internet.
 
the way to make it work is you would scan your finger to get to the passcode then you enter your PW.
 
Here is my scenario.

So I'm all face down in a gutter doped up on heroin and the police find me and unlock my phone and call my girlfriend! Then what!!?? Thanks Apple you ruined my life!!!
 
But I feel we should already be hearing a lot of this.

Although fingerprint hasn't been introduced in any phones, we already have face unlock from Android since jellybean. Like, if you are drunk, and someone can just point your phone to your face and unlock it. I don't see any Android face unlock ruined my life scenarios.
 
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