On the phone to AppleCare as we speak. He keeps putting me on hold to speak to his supervisor. 28 minutes on the phone so far...
Cool, do keep us updated.
Do be persistent, tell him that the store is too far away and that unless they cover for travel expenses... you won't be leaving the house. Tell him that this is the 2nd machine and direct him to the Apple support forums where people are reporting similar symptoms.
Good luck