HEK
macrumors 68040
Look at it for a few minutes, then cover it for a year in a case, then just before sending back for iPhone 8 trad, look at it again for a minute or two. LMFAOFrom apples site...
The gold standard of black.
Crafted from bead-blasted aluminum, our new black model has a rich, deep matte finish. The high-gloss jet black finish was achieved through a new feat of design engineering — a remarkably precise, nine-step process of anodization and polishing.2 The end result is so purely and continuously black, you can’t tell where the aluminum ends and the glass begins. The dark side, indeed.
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From apples site...
The gold standard of black.
Crafted from bead-blasted aluminum, our new black model has a rich, deep matte finish. The high-gloss jet black finish was achieved through a new feat of design engineering — a remarkably precise, nine-step process of anodization and polishing.2 The end result is so purely and continuously black, you can’t tell where the aluminum ends and the glass begins. The dark side, indeed.
Processed through 16 feet of gently undulating smooth muscle tissue, massaged and mixed thousands of times, to a uniform consistency, soft yet firm, with a rich dark color tone. The nutrient extraction process engineered to work at the molecular level, efficiently harvests and utilizes essential components. The end result, extruded through a flexible orifice, demonstrates it's prescience via million of olfactory stimulating molecules presenting a unique and disinctive bouquet.
The right set of words can make anything sound amazingly wonderful. 😕