The relation between sexual orientation and penile size.

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  1. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    The things one finds in their Twitter timelines. :D



    Not sure why they mention forum user Abstract in the article. :p
     
  2. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    They should do a follow-up study to find any links between homosexuality and long colons. Those huge penii need to be buried somewhere!


    I know there's an originator for almost everything we see, read, or hear about, but lets not give this Kinsey fellow any more credit than he deserves. He did nothing we never did in our teens. ;)
     
  3. gilkisson macrumors 65816

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    Oh yeah, it's Friday, isn't it?

    PRSI in 10..9..
     
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    So the bigger you are the more likely you are to be homosexual? I don't buy it. Anyone want to come over say around 3 and prove me wrong? :D
     
  6. arkitect macrumors 603

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    I think the word/term you're looking for is rectum
    ;)
    And not all gay penises need to get buried up there.

    More like, gay men have bigger dicks.
    And yes, I do buy it. ;)
     
  7. RawBert macrumors 68000

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    My theory: Guys who drive small cars have have big ones. ;)

    I drive a civic, btw. :D
     
  8. leekohler macrumors G5

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    I do too. That's been a theory for a while now- that it has something to do with it. I have to be honest, I haven't been with too many gay guys who were less than average. Most are definitely on the larger side.
     
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    I drive a MINI and I used to have a Civic. :D
     
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    In other news, The Bigger The Feet, The Bigger The Meat.

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  13. RawBert macrumors 68000

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    If my theory is correct, your junk's probably ginormous.
     
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    I'm frightened now because I sit near a lady who drives a smart car.
     
  15. arkitect macrumors 603

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    Hmmm.

    I don't own a car, I walk… but I do have to push a wheel barrow.
    :p
     
  16. rdowns thread starter macrumors Penryn

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    Don't lie, I've seen you on the bus many times. :p
     
  17. RawBert macrumors 68000

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    [​IMG]

    Big Vagina
     
  18. arkitect macrumors 603

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    Thank god I don't drive it. :p
     
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    I imagine a lot of straight men approve too. Don't want the larger pork swords raising expectations among women.
     
  21. leekohler macrumors G5

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    Speaking of public transportation, I think we all know the guy who sits in the seat with his legs far apart, as if to discourage anyone from sitting next to him. One day, "that guy" was doing this on the train when I was in just the wrong mood. I squeezed into the seat next to him since it was the only seat left. He refused to close his legs, at which point I said, "Close your legs. It's not that f***ing big!" He looked at me with horror as if to say, "I just pissed off this really big, scary-looking guy and he also figured out I have a small dick." Needless to say, I doubt he ever did it again to anyone else. ;) Sometimes people just need to be told.
     
  22. RawBert macrumors 68000

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    You're freaking badass!
    I've done similar things to those types too. Way back in my bus days. Ahhh, I miss that. :)
     
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    That is a great mid-afternoon laugh...thanks...:)

    -J.-
     
  24. dmr727 macrumors G3

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    Yeah, this is probably true. I'm straight, and I'm like a baby down there.

    Eight pounds, twenty inches!
     
  25. ethical macrumors 68000

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    Haha nice. I've only ever done that to friends....don't think I'd have the balls to do it to a stranger.
     

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