Speaking of public transportation, I think we all know the guy who sits in the seat with his legs far apart, as if to discourage anyone from sitting next to him. One day, "that guy" was doing this on the train when I was in just the wrong mood. I squeezed into the seat next to him since it was the only seat left. He refused to close his legs, at which point I said, "Close your legs. It's not that f***ing big!" He looked at me with horror as if to say, "I just pissed off this really big, scary-looking guy and he also figured out I have a small dick." Needless to say, I doubt he ever did it again to anyone else. 😉 Sometimes people just need to be told.