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edesignuk

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Mar 25, 2002
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital — with a potato stuck in his bottom.

The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.

He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
The Sun :eek: :D
 
If he was hanging curtains while naked that would suggest that there were no curtains on the windows. I have hung my fair share of curtains* and have found that you generally need to be standing on something. Which would mean that the Vicar was indeed flashing people when he feel backwards onto the table.


If I was ever in such a position that I had a potato stuck up my bottom I would just say to the doctor/nurse. Look we all know what actually happened please can you just get it out. These far fetched stories just mean that it gets published on the internet/papers.




*and at no point found the need to be doing it while naked.
 
Has anyone else read Palahniuk's Choke?

There's a whole bit about people "falling on things".


I suppose a potato is better than other things the clergy have been know to...
Well, you know.
 
haha Scrubs had a gag like this where they showed a series of patients in front of the xray display showing differing objects inside them.

Each person goes on with the excuse "I fell on it", until the last guy fesses up "I was bored"
 
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