The SunA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital with a potato stuck in his bottom.
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
The SunA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital with a potato stuck in his bottom.
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
Which is a good thing!These far fetched stories just mean that it gets published on the internet/papers.
I suppose a potato is better than other things the clergy have been know to...
Well, you know.
I've never heard of a clergyman putting a choir boy up his bum, if that's what you meant.
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
I agree totally. Whenever I'm in casualty with an embarrassing sex-related injury, I always find that honesty is the best policy.If I was ever in such a position that I had a potato stuck up my bottom I would just say to the doctor/nurse. Look we all know what actually happened please can you just get it out.
I agree totally. Whenever I'm in casualty with an embarrassing sex-related injury, I always find that honesty is the best policy.
Ahhhh, these stories are always amazing, I wonder at what point be decided to cut his losses and go to hospital![]()
Ahhh, when he started passing out from the pain???
On that note, wonder how he managed to sit, to drive??
As he was well and truly stuffed, he probably took a taxidermist.On that note, wonder how he managed to sit, to drive??
Mashed potatoes- FTW.
Maybe he misunderstood the game of hot potato?
I believe this is more or less the plot of the unaired pilot.Before I read this thrad, I truly and honestly thought this thread was going to be about the Vicar of Dibley.
I believe this is more or less the plot of the unaired pilot.