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Discussion in 'Current Events' started by edesignuk, Nov 5, 2008.
Now that must have hurt.
Sure it was a potato and not a turnip?
If he was hanging curtains while naked that would suggest that there were no curtains on the windows. I have hung my fair share of curtains* and have found that you generally need to be standing on something. Which would mean that the Vicar was indeed flashing people when he feel backwards onto the table.
If I was ever in such a position that I had a potato stuck up my bottom I would just say to the doctor/nurse. Look we all know what actually happened please can you just get it out. These far fetched stories just mean that it gets published on the internet/papers.
*and at no point found the need to be doing it while naked.
Which is a good thing!
Oven chips for dinner tonight, dear?
p.s. riiiiiiiiight, hanging curtains naked. uh huh.
Has anyone else read Palahniuk's Choke?
There's a whole bit about people "falling on things".
I suppose a potato is better than other things the clergy have been know to...
Well, you know.
I've never heard of a clergyman putting a choir boy up his bum, if that's what you meant.
Maybe not the whole choir boy...
Maybe he was hanging the curtains on himself.
I agree totally. Whenever I'm in casualty with an embarrassing sex-related injury, I always find that honesty is the best policy.
Ahhhh, these stories are always amazing, I wonder at what point be decided to cut his losses and go to hospital
edesignuk you always find the best stories!
Even when you fell on that ladle whilst doing the hoovering in the nude?
Ahhh, when he started passing out from the pain???
On that note, wonder how he managed to sit, to drive??
The lord moves in mysterious ways.
As he was well and truly stuffed, he probably took a taxidermist.
Maybe he misunderstood the game of hot potato?
Mashed potatoes- FTW.
You must have some very strong sphincter muscles.
haha Scrubs had a gag like this where they showed a series of patients in front of the xray display showing differing objects inside them.
Each person goes on with the excuse "I fell on it", until the last guy fesses up "I was bored"
It was hot when they took it out of his oven.
Hash Browns. You're doing it wrong!
(yeah, it was baaaad)
Before I read this thrad, I truly and honestly thought this thread was going to be about the Vicar of Dibley.
Not sure if I should feel disappointed or not.
I believe this is more or less the plot of the unaired pilot.
I believe they ran into trouble because they used a Terry's Chocolate Orange instead of a potato...